Oh look I'm all alone on my thread!Think I'll take a stroll and survey my Queendom......tra la laaaa!
Nice to see you're seeing sense hunny! Thank you!
IT = Allan At least that's what I understood Maggie to mean lol!
Could you give my hedge a little trim while you're around please? It's growing so fast - must be all the rain we've had lately!
What would you like, a brazilian or a full trim, or even a complete removal???? 
Hmmm... Brazillian sounds a bit too risque for me.
Complete removal? God that sounds so painful!!!
Full trim please! Short back and sides if possible as they tend to become a bit unruly if they're not trimmed regularly!
Is it a Hegde or bush you need seeing to???
Carol dahhhhhhhling....how are you?????
What a silly question! It's a bush of course!
What a silly question! It's a bush of course!
Well i think after all the grief you have given me in the past, i shall use a pair of tweezers and pull them out one by one, that will make your eyes water
LMAO!!!!!!.....
I'm doing ok hun......still in search of gorgeous male....shame there's none to be found in these parts
LMAO!!!!!!.....
I'm doing ok hun......still in search of gorgeous male....shame there's none to be found in these parts
No im here in Blackpool
Blackpool? Where's Blackpool?
I heard it was full of OAP's wanting to lick ice cream and snooze on benches on the promenade.....
No that is morecambe, this place rocks, its full of stag and hen parties, more pubs and clubs per sqaure mile than anywhere in the country
Yes I seem to be in a playful mood don't I?
And no you're not the winner 'cos I am!
Well you will have to play with yourself for a bit, the apprentice is on, so i will be back at 10
Blackpool? Where's Blackpool?
I heard it was full of OAP's wanting to lick ice cream and snooze on benches on the promenade.....
There's nothing like a bench on the prom is there Allan?
Lick ice cream from where exactly?
