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Male of female

Discussion in 'Lighter Life Forum' started by ladylite, 17 March 2008 Social URL.

  1. ladylite

    ladylite Gold Member

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    Male or Female? You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. Here are some examples:


    FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.


    PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.

    They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.


    TYRES: Tyres are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated


    HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.


    SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.


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    Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.


    TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.


    EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.


    HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.


    THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying ?

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    oh that's funny lady :D:D:D:D:D
     
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    lemma1968 Silver Member

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    So so true!!!:)
     
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    Loving it Ladylite. So so true. x x
     
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    x-Katie-x Gold Member

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    ;) - some good ones there!
     
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    Blonde Logic Yes. You can.

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    :rotflmao: thanks for the laugh lady!!! :D
     
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    funny and very true!
     
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