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MEN !!

S: 24st5lb C: 19st5lb G: 14st7lb BMI: 41.2 Loss: 5st0lb(20.53%)
#1

1. Men are likeLaxatives
They irritate the crap out of you.



2. Men are like.
Bananas

The older they get, the less firm they are.



3. Men are like
Weather

Nothing can be done to change them.




4. Men are like
Blenders
You need One, but you're not quite sure why.




5. Men are like
Chocolate Bars
Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.


6. Men are like
Commercials
You can't believe a word they say.



7. Men are like
Department Stores

Their clothes are always 1/2 off!



8. Men are like
Government Bonds
.. They take soooooooo long to mature.



9. Men are like
Mascara
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.



10.
Men are like

Popcorn

They satisfy you, but only for a little while.


11. Men are like
Snowstorms

You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.


12. Men are like
Lava Lamps
Fun to look at, but not very bright.








 
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Hoz

Silver Member
S: 16st8lb C: 14st5lb G: 9st6lb BMI: 39.3 Loss: 2st3lb(13.36%)
#3
Haha, I love number 12.
 


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