Modern Fairy Tale For Girls

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  1. Emma_2008

    Emma_2008 Gold Member

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    This is the fairy tale that should have been read to us girls when we were little:

    Once upon a time


    in a land far away,


    a beautiful, independent,

    self-assured princess


    happened upon a frog as she sat

    contemplating ecological issues

    on the shores of an unpolluted pond

    in a verdant meadow near her castle.


    The frog hopped into the princess' lap

    and said: ' Elegant Lady,

    I was once a handsome prince,

    until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.


    One kiss from you, however,

    and I will turn back

    into the dapper, young prince that I am


    and then, my sweet, we can marry


    and set up house

    In your castle


    with my mother,


    where you can

    prepare my meals,


    clean my clothes,

    bear my children,

    Walk my dog

    And attend to my every need


    forever you will feel

    grateful and happy doing so. '


    That night,


    as the princess dined sumptuously


    on lightly sauteed frog legs


    seasoned in a white wine


    and onion cream sauce,

    she sipped her chilled

    crisp wine



    and thought to herself:


    I don't f**in' think so.

    Sorry to all the Fella's lol :rotflmao:
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