Modern Fairy Tale For Girls

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  1. Emma_2008

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    This is the fairy tale that should have been read to us girls when we were little:


    Once upon a time



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    in a land far away,


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    a beautiful, independent,


    self-assured princess


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    happened upon a frog as she sat


    contemplating ecological issues


    on the shores of an unpolluted pond


    in a verdant meadow near her castle.


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    The frog hopped into the princess' lap


    and said: ' Elegant Lady,


    I was once a handsome prince,


    until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.


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    One kiss from you, however,


    and I will turn back


    into the dapper, young prince that I am


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    and then, my sweet, we can marry


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    and set up house


    In your castle


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    with my mother,


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    where you can


    prepare my meals,


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    clean my clothes,


    bear my children,


    Walk my dog


    And attend to my every need


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    forever you will feel


    grateful and happy doing so. '


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    That night,


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    as the princess dined sumptuously


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    on lightly sauteed frog legs


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    seasoned in a white wine


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    and onion cream sauce,


    she sipped her chilled


    crisp wine


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    Chuckled


    and thought to herself:


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    I don't f**in' think so.





    Sorry to all the Fella's lol :rotflmao:
     
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    Poor frog:cry:
     
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