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Modern Fairy Tale For Girls

Emma_2008

Gold Member
S: 20st8lb C: 19st13lb G: 13st0lb BMI: 38.9 Loss: 0st9lb(3.13%)
#1
This is the fairy tale that should have been read to us girls when we were little:


Once upon a time



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in a land far away,


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a beautiful, independent,


self-assured princess


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happened upon a frog as she sat


contemplating ecological issues


on the shores of an unpolluted pond


in a verdant meadow near her castle.


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The frog hopped into the princess' lap


and said: ' Elegant Lady,


I was once a handsome prince,


until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.


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One kiss from you, however,


and I will turn back


into the dapper, young prince that I am


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and then, my sweet, we can marry


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and set up house


In your castle


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with my mother,


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where you can


prepare my meals,


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clean my clothes,


bear my children,


Walk my dog


And attend to my every need


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forever you will feel


grateful and happy doing so. '


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That night,


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as the princess dined sumptuously


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on lightly sauteed frog legs


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seasoned in a white wine


~~~~~~~


and onion cream sauce,


she sipped her chilled


crisp wine


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Chuckled


and thought to herself:


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I don't f**in' think so.





Sorry to all the Fella's lol :rotflmao:
 
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Mini

Administrator
Staff member
S: 18st2lb C: 16st3.5lb G: 11st2lb Loss: 1st12.5lb(10.43%)
#2
Poor frog:cry:
 


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