My son said WHAT !!!!!

my daughter started called boys sexy etc so I sat her down for a chat about the birds and bees. At the end I asken if she had any questions and she said "no". Thought I'd got off easy. Few weeks later I was driving down the motorway when she pipped up "Mam you know you said the man puts the tadpole things in the egg to make a ababy?"
"yeees" i said tentatively. "Well I dont get how he puts them in the woman.Will you and Daddy show me?".
I nearly choked at visions of Social services knocking at my door. Needless to say I bought her a book about it!!!So be warned -if you think it goes too easily there will be questions to follow...
 
My 9 year old said, as we passed a pub called 'The Cock', 'Mum, that name is just so wrong'. This worried me and so I thought I would ask, and she explained in graphic detail, saying, 'I'm surprised you didn't know that Mum, as you've ahd babies'. AAAAGHHHH!!!!
 
Back
Top