eilidhsmummy
Full Member
I can touch for the jeans! I had a tunic jumper on and my jeans were wet, weighed with jeans and jumper then its jumper was 3lbs lighted, gave everybody a giggle x
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Brightonrosie
I want to be fitter again
When i did my nursing training I worked on a ward with anorexics. They used to hide bags of money in their knickers before weigh in. Now I'm thinking if i go to my first restart weigh in this week and secreted several bags of weights throughout my entire body and wore my heaviest clothes, then each week I could "shed " a couple of pounds and my true weight and i would get slimmer of the week each week and never have to buy mouldy fruit again XXX lol
Too Heavy Hannah
Full Member
LOL! Brilliant thread!!
mistysmummy
Full Member
LOL great !!
Our consultant was on hols so a new one took class for a few weeks and she was telling us that at one of her groups a girl came in and took her jeans of to get weighed she said she near died and had to run over and hold a coat in front of her and didnt know where to look lol
and was praying that no men came into class that night
Our consultant was on hols so a new one took class for a few weeks and she was telling us that at one of her groups a girl came in and took her jeans of to get weighed she said she near died and had to run over and hold a coat in front of her and didnt know where to look lol
and was praying that no men came into class that night
mcv
Silver Member
When having a laugh and a joke a couple of weeks ago about weighing rituals, my C confided in ( 3 of us who help to set up) us that when she was a member she never wore any knickers to weigh in. I creased laughing cos we used to be members at the same group a few years ago. So now if i need a bit of inspiration i imagine her sitting in group knickerless trying to cheat the scales. LOL
claracluck1981
is taking a scenic route
I do wear my smallest pair of knickers lol - though all my other are far too big these days 
The week I got to target, I was really determined I would do it as I maintained the week before.
I stood in the kitchen with lots of clothes and weighed each of them. Ended up wearing the lightest pants, socks, shirt and trousers I had!
The difference was at least 1/2lb, so I think I was justified
Weighed in that night with the 2lb loss I needed and reached target!
I stood in the kitchen with lots of clothes and weighed each of them. Ended up wearing the lightest pants, socks, shirt and trousers I had!
The difference was at least 1/2lb, so I think I was justified
Weighed in that night with the 2lb loss I needed and reached target!
silly sausage
Peas on Earth
The week I got to target, I was really determined I would do it as I maintained the week before.
I stood in the kitchen with lots of clothes and weighed each of them. Ended up wearing the lightest pants, socks, shirt and trousers I had!
The difference was at least 1/2lb, so I think I was justified
Weighed in that night with the 2lb loss I needed and reached target!
I am pondering how I could lose half a pound too as I am a nudie weigher
Shave my legs, blow my nose, cut my toenails....
MargyParker
My belly this will be!
So tips from this thread for a normal weigh in week for a good weight:
Wear light clothing
Don't shower before you go
Use a hot waterbottle on your belly
Wee and poop if you can before weigh in
Eat nothing after lunch
If you are DESPERATE for a good weigh in:
As above and also:
Wear a flasher mac and underwear only - weigh without the mac
Use laxatives the night before and only liquid foods on the day and nothing after lunch - poo 3 times before weigh in
Blow your nose
Cut your toe nails
If you are REALLY desperate:
All of the above with the following adjustments:
Eat nothing for 2 days before weigh in
Wear a flasher mac and peep toe bra with a crotchless thong - remove the mac for weigh in
Shave head
You need a fireman for this last one...
Stand in front of a full length mirror and have the fireman place a flame thrower at the base of the mirror. Remove your crotchless thong or an accident may ensue.
Stand sideways to the mirror and go into a sumo squat. Lift up the leg nearest to the mirror tilting your whole body away from the mirror, making a kind of horse shoe shape - sort of like a hippo opening its mouth.
Ask the fireman to blast the flamethrower. Dust off the front and rear pube ash and you are ready to rock and roll!
Wear light clothing
Don't shower before you go
Use a hot waterbottle on your belly
Wee and poop if you can before weigh in
Eat nothing after lunch
If you are DESPERATE for a good weigh in:
As above and also:
Wear a flasher mac and underwear only - weigh without the mac
Use laxatives the night before and only liquid foods on the day and nothing after lunch - poo 3 times before weigh in
Blow your nose
Cut your toe nails
If you are REALLY desperate:
All of the above with the following adjustments:
Eat nothing for 2 days before weigh in
Wear a flasher mac and peep toe bra with a crotchless thong - remove the mac for weigh in
Shave head
You need a fireman for this last one...
Stand in front of a full length mirror and have the fireman place a flame thrower at the base of the mirror. Remove your crotchless thong or an accident may ensue.
Stand sideways to the mirror and go into a sumo squat. Lift up the leg nearest to the mirror tilting your whole body away from the mirror, making a kind of horse shoe shape - sort of like a hippo opening its mouth.
Ask the fireman to blast the flamethrower. Dust off the front and rear pube ash and you are ready to rock and roll!
WelshCake
Silver Member
So tips from this thread for a normal weigh in week for a good weight:
Wear light clothing
Don't shower before you go
Use a hot waterbottle on your belly
Wee and poop if you can before weigh in
Eat nothing after lunch
If you are DESPERATE for a good weigh in:
As above and also:
Wear a flasher mac and underwear only - weigh without the mac
Use laxatives the night before and only liquid foods on the day and nothing after lunch - poo 3 times before weigh in
Blow your nose
Cut your toe nails
If you are REALLY desperate:
All of the above with the following adjustments:
Eat nothing for 2 days before weigh in
Wear a flasher mac and peep toe bra with a crotchless thong - remove the mac for weigh in
Shave head
You need a fireman for this last one...
Stand in front of a full length mirror and have the fireman place a flame thrower at the base of the mirror. Remove your crotchless thong or an accident may ensue.
Stand sideways to the mirror and go into a sumo squat. Lift up the leg nearest to the mirror tilting your whole body away from the mirror, making a kind of horse shoe shape - sort of like a hippo opening its mouth.
Ask the fireman to blast the flamethrower. Dust off the front and rear pube ash and you are ready to rock and roll!
You forgot the nasal hair plucking!!
MargyParker
My belly this will be!
poop! - maybe flare nostrils when the flamethrower works?
WelshCake
Silver Member
poop! - maybe flare nostrils when the flamethrower works?
Plus 1 sprout = 10 botty burps so eat 1 of those just before weigh in and hope no1 stands behind you
natasha1974
Silver Member
lmao just caught up with all the posts loving the fireman flame thrower idea oh and if i lean back on my mums scales im half a stone lighter although i dont think this will work on the slimming world scales lmao plus its rather dangerous if weighing in naked
MargyParker
My belly this will be!
WelshCake
Silver Member
Can we get the tone any lower?
MargyParker
My belly this will be!
may wee! that's french doncha know!
