eilidhsmummy
Full Member
I can touch for the jeans! I had a tunic jumper on and my jeans were wet, weighed with jeans and jumper then its jumper was 3lbs lighted, gave everybody a giggle x
The week I got to target, I was really determined I would do it as I maintained the week before.
I stood in the kitchen with lots of clothes and weighed each of them. Ended up wearing the lightest pants, socks, shirt and trousers I had!
The difference was at least 1/2lb, so I think I was justified
Weighed in that night with the 2lb loss I needed and reached target!
So tips from this thread for a normal weigh in week for a good weight:
Wear light clothing
Don't shower before you go
Use a hot waterbottle on your belly
Wee and poop if you can before weigh in
Eat nothing after lunch
If you are DESPERATE for a good weigh in:
As above and also:
Wear a flasher mac and underwear only - weigh without the mac
Use laxatives the night before and only liquid foods on the day and nothing after lunch - poo 3 times before weigh in
Blow your nose
Cut your toe nails
If you are REALLY desperate:
All of the above with the following adjustments:
Eat nothing for 2 days before weigh in
Wear a flasher mac and peep toe bra with a crotchless thong - remove the mac for weigh in
Shave head
You need a fireman for this last one...
Stand in front of a full length mirror and have the fireman place a flame thrower at the base of the mirror. Remove your crotchless thong or an accident may ensue.
Stand sideways to the mirror and go into a sumo squat. Lift up the leg nearest to the mirror tilting your whole body away from the mirror, making a kind of horse shoe shape - sort of like a hippo opening its mouth.
Ask the fireman to blast the flamethrower. Dust off the front and rear pube ash and you are ready to rock and roll!
poop! - maybe flare nostrils when the flamethrower works?
Plus 1 sprout = 10 botty burps so eat 1 of those just before weigh in and hope no1 stands behind you
Presumably the upward thrust lightens the load?