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"NEW" Weight Loss program..WOW!!!

#1
Weight-loss Running Program

A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program.

The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.

She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, 'If you can catch me, you can have me.'

Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later puffing and puffing, he finally gives up. The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10 lbs. as promised.

He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program.

The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, 'If you catch me you can have me'.

Well, he's out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in excellent shape and he does his best, but no such luck. So for the next four days, the same routine happens with him gradually getting in better and better shape. Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he discovers that he has lost another 20 lbs. as promised.

He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/50 pound program. 'Are you sure?' asks the representative on the phone. "This is our most rigorous program.'

'Absolutely,' he replies, 'I haven't felt this good in years.'

The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds a huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads, 'If I catch you, you're mine.' :eek:

He lost 63 pounds that week :D:D:D:D:D




Phil xx
 
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Mrs V

Loves Life!
#7
Excellent Phil!!! Really made me laugh!
 

judimac

Mad old Bat with Attitude
#16
:rotflmao: I sent this to all my friends!

You've been quiet lately Phil! Busy with new addition? How are your lovely OH and baby?
 

Sticky

I will succeed!!!
#19
Love it! Made me LOL loudly in the office whilst drinking (and choking on) morning coffee.

:D x
 
#20
Hi all

just a a quick update all is well in Frontier HQ with the new mini staff member (heheheheh) she is very good and sleeping and eating very well.

I am soory I have not be around much , but I have been able to get on for a cheeky read of the threads.
i hope you are all well and the plan is going well. I managed a cheeky -1lb this week and please with that , as I had a good loss last week.

Love to all & keep up the good work!!!!

Phil xx
 


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