Number 2's wont flush... YUCK ALERT!!!

[catznolan]

They were always marbles for me when I was on Cambridge. I needed a marble shifter

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha cant stop laughing hahahah

 

[ZoBo]

Christ on a bike, the post about pooing at work has just nearly made me pee myself.... lmao

 

[judders74]

Hi,

Sipping a couple of mugs of hot water is meant to be good for the ol' "Cambridge Clods" (also known as constipation).

Won't help a bunged-up lav though.

Judders

 

[judders74]

Hi again,

Forgot to say....

...I refer to my Cambridge poos as Ferrero Rochers, coz they're about the same size, shape and colour (minus the gold foil).

Judders

 

[hotstuff]

Oh judders, with this information you are really spoiling us!

 

[anya]

Bleedingheck, your work poo post is one of the funniest things I have read in a long time.
To quote Karen from Will&Grace "its funny coz its true"

 

[preetone]

well if ur at home, and can wait to flush, stick some bleach cleaning stuff in the bowl for a while... then give it a hour [yeah u gota wait quite a while preff over nite really] and then flush, should soften up and then go down...

a tip we discovered while living in uni halls !!

 

[stinkabell]

I went into the toilet at work and someone had left a floater.. it was bobbing along.. just bobbing along on the bottom of the beautiful grimy stream.

I flushed.. it went. Maybe they were a secret CD'er

 

[KD]

well if ur at home, and can wait to flush, stick some bleach cleaning stuff in the bowl for a while... then give it a hour [yeah u gota wait quite a while preff over nite really] and then flush, should soften up and then go down...

a tip we discovered while living in uni halls !!

do you recommend watching and waiting, or can you go and get a coffee in that poo break? Just not sure it would be safe to leave

 

[abz]

you expectation explosions from the deep KD?

 

[bleedingheck]

Bleedingheck, your work poo post is one of the funniest things I have read in a long time.
To quote Karen from Will&Grace "its funny coz its true"

hahaha i think its really funny too... i have seen it in circulation countless times but it still gets me howling with laughter:giggle:

 

[Fizzy]

I wish I had a non flusher, I haven't been for a week and I'm very uncomfortable

 

[bleedingheck]

Hey Fizzy

Have you had fibre 89?

I found when i started drinking peppermint it was a bit easier too, its good for the digestive system i think

i feel for you as its horrible when that happens, mademe feel really bleugh

 

[Fizzy]

I take benefibre. Will get some peppermint tea or some dynamite

 

[bleedingheck]

lol! just noticed your xmas ticker... blimey its not long now!

 

[Ceridrial]

I went into the toilet at work and someone had left a floater.. it was bobbing along.. just bobbing along on the bottom of the beautiful grimy stream.

I flushed.. it went. Maybe they were a secret CD'er

2 reasons why its not -
1) it floated... and
2) it went away when you flushed!!!

my oldest said 'mummy, theres something in the toilet'
i said 'ignore darling and put the lid down....'

 

[Camilla]

VERY FUNNY!!

 

[Lynn8124]

As someone already mentioned Gillian McKeith would have a field day. I can picture her in combat gear with an oxygen mask shouting 'cover me, I'm going in!' :giggle:

 

[catznolan]

oh my god is it still there ????? hahahaha

 

[Anisah]

Also put some loo roll on the surface as you flush to help grab hold of the bad boy on the way past!

M.

Only here would we find professional # 2 flushers. I guess we should take note LOL just in case we are next.