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o/t funny slogans

mollydog

Silver Member
#1
Hi everyone, hope you are all doing well.
I'm having a party for my birthday. I'm going to do a cocktail bar and my SIL and I are trying to come up with some funny slogans to make into beer mats. I thought i could print them myself and then laminate. We found this one:
Bar Rules
Rule 1 - The Bartender is always right
Rule 2 - If Bartender is wrong, see Rule 1!
Sorry to whet your appetite to the thought of some cocktails etc but i'm sure all you lovely people can help us.
Thanks
 
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Minz

Maintainer
#2
Rule 1 - The Bartender is always right
Rule 2 - If Bartender is wrong, see Rule 1!
Rule 3 - Flatter the barperson, you'll be glad you did
 

mollydog

Silver Member
#9
Me and SIL wanna be your pal. I've been googling this all evening but really only coming up with advertising blogs, any ideas. Some of the CD regulars must be having early nights, thought they would be good at this one!
 

Minz

Maintainer
#10
Aw thanks, I'm glad I could help - I'm sure the CD regulars will add to this tomorrow - it's pretty quiet tonight. if I think of anymore tomorrow I'll let you know.....night night x
 

Minz

Maintainer
#11
How sad am I - thought of a few more in blue

Rule 1 - The Bartender is always right
Rule 2 - If Bartender is wrong, see Rule 1!
Rule 3 - Flatter the barperson, you'll be glad you did
Rule 4 - Drinks are free from 5pm, somewhere in the world it is 5pm!
Rule 5 - I don't have a drink problem - I drink, no problem
Rule 6 - I'm a drink MAT (More Alcohol Thanks)
Rule 7 - Drink to forget....or is it forget to drink?
Rule 8 - I only drink on days that end in Y
Rule 9 - I like my drinks like my men - tall, cool and generous!
Rule 10 - Hair of the dog? That's one shaggy dog!
 

Minz

Maintainer
#12
Rule 1 - The Bartender is always right
Rule 2 - If Bartender is wrong, see Rule 1!
Rule 3 - Flatter the barperson, you'll be glad you did
Rule 4 - Drinks are free from 5pm, somewhere in the world it is 5pm!
Rule 5 - I don't have a drink problem - I drink, no problem
Rule 6 - I'm a drink MAT (More Alcohol Thanks)
Rule 7 - Drink to forget....or is it forget to drink?
Rule 8 - I only drink on days that end in Y
Rule 9 - I like my drinks like my men - tall, cool and generous!
Rule 10 - Hair of the dog? That's one shaggy dog!

Rule 11 - Never mix your drinks - get someone else to do it!
Rule 12 - I don't need glasses, I'm happy with this one.
 
#13
Rule 1 - The Bartender is always right
Rule 2 - If Bartender is wrong, see Rule 1!
Rule 3 - Flatter the barperson, you'll be glad you did
Rule 4 - Drinks are free from 5pm, somewhere in the world it is 5pm!
Rule 5 - I don't have a drink problem - I drink, no problem
Rule 6 - I'm a drink MAT (More Alcohol Thanks)
Rule 7 - Drink to forget....or is it forget to drink?
Rule 8 - I only drink on days that end in Y
Rule 9 - I like my drinks like my men - tall, cool and generous!
Rule 10 - Hair of the dog? That's one shaggy dog!

Rule 11 - Never mix your drinks - get someone else to do it!
Rule 12 - I don't need glasses, I'm happy with this one.
Rule 13 - Sleep with the bartender, get free beer!
Rule 14 - Tell your mate to ring the bell (round is on him)
 
#14
Rule 1 - The Bartender is always right
Rule 2 - If Bartender is wrong, see Rule 1!
Rule 3 - Flatter the barperson, you'll be glad you did
Rule 4 - Drinks are free from 5pm, somewhere in the world it is 5pm!
Rule 5 - I don't have a drink problem - I drink, no problem
Rule 6 - I'm a drink MAT (More Alcohol Thanks)
Rule 7 - Drink to forget....or is it forget to drink?
Rule 8 - I only drink on days that end in Y
Rule 9 - I like my drinks like my men - tall, cool and generous!
Rule 10 - Hair of the dog? That's one shaggy dog!
Rule 11 - Never mix your drinks - get someone else to do it!
Rule 12 - I don't need glasses, I'm happy with this one.
Rule 13 - Sleep with the bartender, get free beer!
Rule 14 - Tell your mate to ring the bell (round is on him)
Rule 15 - Dont drink and drive, you`ll spill it.
 

Minz

Maintainer
#18
Rule 1 - The Bartender is always right
Rule 2 - If Bartender is wrong, see Rule 1!
Rule 3 - Flatter the barperson, you'll be glad you did
Rule 4 - Drinks are free from 5pm, somewhere in the world it is 5pm!
Rule 5 - I don't have a drink problem - I drink, no problem
Rule 6 - I'm a drink MAT (More Alcohol Thanks)
Rule 7 - Drink to forget....or is it forget to drink?
Rule 8 - I only drink on days that end in Y
Rule 9 - I like my drinks like my men - tall, cool and generous!
Rule 10 - Hair of the dog? That's one shaggy dog!
Rule 11 - Never mix your drinks - get someone else to do it!
Rule 12 - I don't need glasses, I'm happy with this one.
Rule 13 - Sleep with the bartender, get free beer!
Rule 14 - Tell your mate to ring the bell (round is on him)

Rule 15 - Dont drink and drive, you`ll spill it.
Rule 16 - Don't upset the bartender she might spit in your drink!
Rule 17 - Double or quits!
 
#19
Ohhh, Thanks everyone. I woke up in a right old mood this morning (no reason for it) and these have really made me chuckle. The website link is really good, thanks Daisy.
 


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