O/T joke for the girlies

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  1. tara40

    tara40 Loves Norman Reedus

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    Girlie Wisdom!

    Women over 50 don't have babies because they would put them down and forget where they left them.

    One of life's mysteries is how a 2-pound box of chocolates can make a woman gain 5 lbs.


    My mind not only wanders, it sometimes leaves completely.


    The best way to forget your troubles is to wear tight shoes.


    The nice part about living in a small town is that when you don't know what you are doing, someone else does.

    The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight because by then, your body and your fat are really good friends.


    Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today.


    Sometimes I think I understand everything, and then I regain consciousness.


    I gave up jogging for my health when my thighs kept rubbing together and setting fire to my knickers.


    Amazing! You hang something in your closet for a while and it shrinks 2 sizes!

    Skinny people irritate me! Especially when they say things like...'You know sometimes I forget to eat!' ......Now I've forgotten my address, my mother's maiden name and my keys, but I have never forgotten to eat. You have to be a special kind of stupid to forget to eat!

    The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing and then they marry him.


    I read this article that said the typical symptoms of stress are eating too much, impulse buying, and driving too fast. Are they kidding? That's my idea of a perfect day!
     
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  3. Mrs V

    Mrs V Loves Life!

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    Lol....made me chuckle!
     
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    dino4 Full Member

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    lol fantastic! love it!!
     
  5. tara40

    tara40 Loves Norman Reedus

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    my favourite part is the forgetting to eat. LOL never done that before.
     
  6. sarahandmolly

    sarahandmolly Gold Member

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    Like it :giggle: x
     
  7. Donnie46

    Donnie46 Slow but sure....

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    Liked it also, thank you for posting.
     
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    salsaqueen Full Member

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    Thanks for that, gonna send it round the school tomorrow and give everyone a laugh.
     
  9. tara40

    tara40 Loves Norman Reedus

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    what do you do in a school. i am at the moment a community assistant but i am being trained as an assistant exam officer and then i will be a SIMS administrator and timetable expert !! money still rubbish though
     
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    Made me chuckle even though I'm a geezer .... LOL !

    Phil x
     
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