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Scarlet Daisy

Hungry For Life
S: 15st0lb C: 10st8lb G: 10st8lb BMI: 23.2 Loss: 4st6lb(29.52%)
#1
Because my house is rather strangely designed, my "back door" is only a few feet from my front door - at the front of my house.

This is normally not a problem, but of an evening I like to stand in the glow of the open back door and have a ciggie...Thus protecting other family members from my enthusiasm for flirting with terminal diseases. This has the effect of making me look like I am a Lady of the Night, drumming up trade.

So far people seem to have sized up my dowdy clothes and innocent demeanor, deciding that I'm probably NOT what it looks like and that I'm most likely just a thoughtful smoker. Good.

Tonight however, I'm breaking in a new pair of shoes. Metallic gold leopard skin shoes, with 4" stiletto heels.

Do you think I should stand in the doorway, smoking and wearing these shoes, in a rough area of Manchester, at night? I'm not sure. What WILL the neighbours think? :D
 
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#2
OMG pmsl at this I could just imagine the scene. Just be carefull when you start wearing the slinky dressess, that might give the neighbours something to worry about lol.
 

Scarlet Daisy

Hungry For Life
S: 15st0lb C: 10st8lb G: 10st8lb BMI: 23.2 Loss: 4st6lb(29.52%)
#4
Had one cigarette but so far no takers.

I don't know if the fact that I am 51 (and wearing these shoes) is making me look more dodgy, or less dodgy.

I AM quite tall, even without the heels. Maybe people are assuming I'm just a man in drag, having a quiet smoke.
 

Isis

Ancient Egypt Nut!
C: 18st3lb G: 11st0lb BMI: 39.9
#5
Because my house is rather strangely designed, my "back door" is only a few feet from my front door - at the front of my house.

This is normally not a problem, but of an evening I like to stand in the glow of the open back door and have a ciggie...Thus protecting other family members from my enthusiasm for flirting with terminal diseases. This has the effect of making me look like I am a Lady of the Night, drumming up trade.

So far people seem to have sized up my dowdy clothes and innocent demeanor, deciding that I'm probably NOT what it looks like and that I'm most likely just a thoughtful smoker. Good.

Tonight however, I'm breaking in a new pair of shoes. Metallic gold leopard skin shoes, with 4" stiletto heels.

Do you think I should stand in the doorway, smoking and wearing these shoes, in a rough area of Manchester, at night? I'm not sure. What WILL the neighbours think? :D
Love it!! LMAO :8855::8855::8855:
 
S: 19st1lb C: 13st6lb G: 11st6lb BMI: 32.3 Loss: 5st9lb(29.59%)
#6
ROFPMSL love it, really cheered me up this morning. Where in MCR are you, I used to live down there.
 
S: 14st13lb C: 14st13lb G: 10st0lb BMI: 38.2 Loss: 0st0lb(0%)
#7
hAHAHAHAHAH

This really did make me giggle! - sounds like those are some darn sexy shoes btw! they sound simalar to a pair iv been eyeing up in dune recently? x
 

eternity

Gold Member
S: 16st6lb C: 9st6lb G: 9st6lb BMI: 24.1 Loss: 7st0lb(42.61%)
#8
LOL, sounds like it would be interesting!
 

Tab

Full Member
S: 16st6lb C: 16st0lb G: 10st0lb BMI: 41 Loss: 0st6lb(2.61%)
#9
Hehehe Im in manchester but havent heard of anyone starting a new business locally :8855::8855::8855:
 

Mrs V

Loves Life!
S: 21st7lb C: 12st5lb G: 11st0lb Loss: 9st2lb(42.52%)
#10
Lol...you could always make it more interesting and change the outside light bulb for a red one whilst having a ciggie....they do it in Amsterdam! Lol....your neighbours might question it though!! Ha ha!!
 

Scarlet Daisy

Hungry For Life
S: 15st0lb C: 10st8lb G: 10st8lb BMI: 23.2 Loss: 4st6lb(29.52%)
#12
ROFPMSL love it, really cheered me up this morning. Where in MCR are you, I used to live down there.
I live in Longsight, part of Manchester's "Murder Triangle" if the BBC are to be believed. Actually it is really nice here.
 

Scarlet Daisy

Hungry For Life
S: 15st0lb C: 10st8lb G: 10st8lb BMI: 23.2 Loss: 4st6lb(29.52%)
#13
hAHAHAHAHAH

This really did make me giggle! - sounds like those are some darn sexy shoes btw! they sound simalar to a pair iv been eyeing up in dune recently? x
They're from Next, very square toes and immensely painful to wear. Heh.
 


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