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  1. Scarlet Daisy

    Scarlet Daisy Hungry For Life

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    Because my house is rather strangely designed, my "back door" is only a few feet from my front door - at the front of my house.

    This is normally not a problem, but of an evening I like to stand in the glow of the open back door and have a ciggie...Thus protecting other family members from my enthusiasm for flirting with terminal diseases. This has the effect of making me look like I am a Lady of the Night, drumming up trade.

    So far people seem to have sized up my dowdy clothes and innocent demeanor, deciding that I'm probably NOT what it looks like and that I'm most likely just a thoughtful smoker. Good.

    Tonight however, I'm breaking in a new pair of shoes. Metallic gold leopard skin shoes, with 4" stiletto heels.

    Do you think I should stand in the doorway, smoking and wearing these shoes, in a rough area of Manchester, at night? I'm not sure. What WILL the neighbours think? :D
     
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    charlottegrace1 Gold Member

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    OMG pmsl at this I could just imagine the scene. Just be carefull when you start wearing the slinky dressess, that might give the neighbours something to worry about lol.
     
  4. Donnie46

    Donnie46 Slow but sure....

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    LOL...why don't you try it and see what happens....it could be funny. X
     
  5. Scarlet Daisy

    Scarlet Daisy Hungry For Life

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    Had one cigarette but so far no takers.

    I don't know if the fact that I am 51 (and wearing these shoes) is making me look more dodgy, or less dodgy.

    I AM quite tall, even without the heels. Maybe people are assuming I'm just a man in drag, having a quiet smoke.
     
  6. Isis

    Isis Ancient Egypt Nut!

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    Love it!! LMAO :8855::8855::8855:
     
  7. frugal fifer

    frugal fifer Silver Member

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    ROFPMSL love it, really cheered me up this morning. Where in MCR are you, I used to live down there.
     
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    hAHAHAHAHAH

    This really did make me giggle! - sounds like those are some darn sexy shoes btw! they sound simalar to a pair iv been eyeing up in dune recently? x
     
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    LOL, sounds like it would be interesting!
     
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    Hehehe Im in manchester but havent heard of anyone starting a new business locally :8855::8855::8855:
     
  11. Mrs V

    Mrs V Loves Life!

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    Lol...you could always make it more interesting and change the outside light bulb for a red one whilst having a ciggie....they do it in Amsterdam! Lol....your neighbours might question it though!! Ha ha!!
     
  12. Andy R.

    Andy R. Time for a change

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    excuse me madam, will i get any change out of a £20 note?????

    Hahah, funny post!!
     
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    Scarlet Daisy Hungry For Life

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    I live in Longsight, part of Manchester's "Murder Triangle" if the BBC are to be believed. Actually it is really nice here.
     
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    Scarlet Daisy Hungry For Life

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    They're from Next, very square toes and immensely painful to wear. Heh.
     
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