Scarlet Daisy
Hungry For Life
Because my house is rather strangely designed, my "back door" is only a few feet from my front door - at the front of my house.
This is normally not a problem, but of an evening I like to stand in the glow of the open back door and have a ciggie...Thus protecting other family members from my enthusiasm for flirting with terminal diseases. This has the effect of making me look like I am a Lady of the Night, drumming up trade.
So far people seem to have sized up my dowdy clothes and innocent demeanor, deciding that I'm probably NOT what it looks like and that I'm most likely just a thoughtful smoker. Good.
Tonight however, I'm breaking in a new pair of shoes. Metallic gold leopard skin shoes, with 4" stiletto heels.
Do you think I should stand in the doorway, smoking and wearing these shoes, in a rough area of Manchester, at night? I'm not sure. What WILL the neighbours think?
This is normally not a problem, but of an evening I like to stand in the glow of the open back door and have a ciggie...Thus protecting other family members from my enthusiasm for flirting with terminal diseases. This has the effect of making me look like I am a Lady of the Night, drumming up trade.
So far people seem to have sized up my dowdy clothes and innocent demeanor, deciding that I'm probably NOT what it looks like and that I'm most likely just a thoughtful smoker. Good.
Tonight however, I'm breaking in a new pair of shoes. Metallic gold leopard skin shoes, with 4" stiletto heels.
Do you think I should stand in the doorway, smoking and wearing these shoes, in a rough area of Manchester, at night? I'm not sure. What WILL the neighbours think?