O/T nine words that women use

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  1. tara40

    tara40 Loves Norman Reedus

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    NINE WORDS WOMEN USE


    (1)
    Fine:
    This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

    (2)
    Five Minutes:
    If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.


    (3)
    Nothing:
    This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine..

    (4)
    Go Ahead:
    This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

    (5)
    Loud Sigh:
    This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men.. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing.. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

    (6)
    That's Okay:
    This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man.. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

    (7)
    Thanks:
    A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever').

    (8)
    Whatever:
    Is a woman's way of saying F*** YOU!

    (9)
    Don't worry about it, I'll do it:
    Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.


    * Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology.


     
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  3. jaylou

    jaylou Gold Member

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    Ah so true Tara, so true!!

    I particularly use No 9 a great deal!
     
  4. Donnie46

    Donnie46 Slow but sure....

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    LOL....so true, thank you.
     
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    tara40 Loves Norman Reedus

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    dont we all !!!!
     
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    ha ha
    i had a great laugh at this...thanx for cheerin me up xx
     
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