ode to us and Lipotrim

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  1. fattothin

    fattothin Gold Member

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    Hi all, just fown back from Sevilla and while sat there I got bored as you do so I wrote a little poem, now I dont profess to be a poet (as you will see), but its a little story of my ups and down while on this diet. Im sure some of you will be able to relate to parts of it and for you newbies I hope it helps you through.
    Ps Im struggling here and there so dont cringe.:eek:

    Look at me now

    Look at me now, unhealthy and down
    always sad, expression a frown,
    face and body all bloated and round,
    gaining and gaining that extra pound.

    Off to the shop to buy some new kit,
    elasticated waist, that’s all that will fit,
    super size and triple XL,
    it covers me up no one can tell.

    A beer with a mate as he’s just got wed
    I pose for that photo with fear and dread,
    praying the lens gets only shoulders and head,
    chest out, breath in, my face turning red.

    Off to work I board the plane,
    I sit in my seat it’s such a pain,
    struggling with my seat belt, across my lap,
    I finally succeed then my mate starts to clap.

    I’m as big as a cow and I have to do something
    I can’t keep doing all this munching.
    Inactive, bad eating and all this boozing,
    me and my life are definitely losing.

    Boxing Day morning I feel a tad rough,
    I stand on the scales, all in the buff.
    With a crunch and bang a creek and a groan,
    the needle fly’s round and hits 20 stone.

    So it’s onto the net for that perfect diet,
    too many to choose from it’s such a riot.
    I keep on searching, it’s looking grim,
    but one sticks out, and it’s Lipotrim

    So it’s down to the chemist for my weekly supply,
    feeling excited I’ m going to give this a try,
    just one week on and I stood on the scales,
    I couldn’t believe it Gazza’s back on the rails.

    Now three months in and 5 stone less,
    I look quite good and not such a mess,
    transitioned to ketosis and all that water,
    it’s really worth the toil and the slaughter.

    Without minimins here on the net,
    I would have given up and that’s a safe bet,
    read through the threads and just take heed,
    I promise you one thing, you will succeed.

    Which ever diet, you decide to take on,
    it’s a small part of your life and it won’t take long,
    let’s not forget where in this together,
    and before you know it you will be as light as a feather.

    Now as for me, soon my journey will end,
    and to be fair it’s sent me around the bend,
    but at the end I shall take a bow,
    all happy and smiling, look at me now!

    Gazza.

    02/04/08
     
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  3. Shazpaz

    Shazpaz Regular Member

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    Wow Garry that is fantastic. It literally brought a tear to my eye. Who would have thought you had that in you;). You have a talent love. xxx
     
  4. ladylipo

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    Awh i love your little poem :clap:
    very good x
     
  5. Shamrock

    Shamrock Wanna be....sexy!

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    Bless your wee cotton socks,thats took some writing,well done x
     
  6. lillie

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    garry that was lovely i too nearly cried you hit the nail right on the head there hun ,see you are a sweetheart xx love and kisses lilxxxx
     
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    That was soooo sweet:) I loved it x
     
  8. fattothin

    fattothin Gold Member

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    But when he's bad he's very, very bad:whistle: X
     
  9. lillie

    lillie weighs a lot less

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    but when he is nice he is lovely xx
     
  10. fattothin

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    Lill you sound like my mum (Honestly thats a massive compliment) :D;)X
     
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    No sorry Garry, you have no officially lost you bad boy image. You are now a sweet little cutie pie ;)
     
  12. Shazpaz

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    I ditto that sweet little cutie pie................what am I saying!!:eek:
     
  13. fattothin

    fattothin Gold Member

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    Ive succeeded I have you all under my spell :sign0151: X
     
  14. lillie

    lillie weighs a lot less

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    its the LT (or cd for shaz) making us all mad xx
     
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    LOL:D Think ya right Lilo! x
     
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    Yeah i think your right! Some of the lbs we're losing must be our brain cells!
     
  17. Shazpaz

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    Thanks for remembering me hun:D I prefer this forum.....my friends are on here:D We are all ssing so I'm here to stay.
     
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  19. lillie

    lillie weighs a lot less

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    if you go we will hunt you down lol xx
     
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    Tear in my eye here too lol, that is really fantastic babe!! Awwwwwww xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
     
  21. Shazpaz

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    I might go for a couple of hours if you don't mind. I really need to try and sell some holidays. When I'm sat on here I do my job half hearted LOL. My hubby thinks I'm working all the time I'm up here LOL. I best do a bit. Bye 4 now guys.
    x
     
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    Seeya xx
     
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