Only One Pound Of Fat!

SlimmingKitchen

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This is a great poem.... alot of people complain about only losing a 1lbs but I think a loss is a loss
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Only One Pound of Fat

Hello! Do you know me?
If you don’t, you should.
I’m a pound of fat.
And I am the happiest pound of fat
that you would ever want to meet.
Want to know why?
It’s because no one ever wants to lose me.
I’m only one pound, just a pound!
Everyone wants to lose …
three pounds, five pounds, or fifteen pounds,
but never only one.
So I just stick around and happily keep you fat.
Then I add to myself, ever so slyly,
so that you never seem to notice it.
That is until I’ve grown to …
ten, twenty, thirty or even more pounds in weight.
Yes, it’s fun being only one pound of fat,
left to do as I please.
So, when you weigh in,
keep right on saying,
“Oh, I only lost one pound.”
(As if that were such a terrible thing)
For you see, if you do this,
you’ll encourage others to keep me around
because they’ll think I’m not worth losing.
And, I love being around you …
your arms, your legs, your chin, your hips
and every part of you.
After all, I’m only one pound of fat!!!
 
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How true is that?
 
my old sw consultant used to read that to us! so true!xx
 
I have just printed this and will put it in my purse. Sad I know but will remind me of the 'one pound of fat' that I have been losing on average since I started in June...these 'one pound of fat' now adds up to '31 pounds of fat' I have lost......
Thanks
xx
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i have that poem and pic printed and stuck to my fridge:)
 

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great minds think alike i posted this over xmas
 
that's brillant;)
 
That's fab!
 
To think i've put 3 of them on this week :ashamed0005:

Never mind, will have them and hopefully another one or two off next week!
 
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