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OT - Just thought I'd share this with you

JanD

maintaining since June'09
S: 15st9.5lb C: 10st13.6lb G: 10st7lb BMI: 24.8 Loss: 4st9.9lb(30.02%)
#1
A real man is a woman's best friend. He will never stand her up and never let her down.

He will reassure her when she feels insecure and comfort her after a bad day.

He will inspire her to do things she never thought she could do; to live without fear and forget regret.

He will enable her to express her deepest emotions and give in to her most intimate desires.

He will make sure she always feels as though she's the most beautiful woman in the room and will enable her to be the most confident, sexy, seductive, invincible ...




.... No wait... I'm thinking of alcohol. :giggle::bolt:
 
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nattyclare78

Silver Member
S: 17st13lb C: 14st0lb G: 11st0lb BMI: 33.6 Loss: 3st13lb(21.91%)
#2
:8855::8855:

so true x
 

~nix~

Silver Member
S: 15st9lb C: 15st3.5lb G: 11st7lb BMI: 34.5 Loss: 0st5.5lb(2.51%)
#3
hahhaha i love that.....

:p
 

summergurl

♥3 Years Maintaining♥
S: 19st6lb C: 11st6lb Loss: 8st0lb(41.18%)
#4
MR SMIRNOFF!!! ;)
 

Scotsmist

Life is not a Rehersal!
S: 14st4lb C: 11st6lb G: 10st7lb BMI: 28.3 Loss: 2st12lb(20%)
#5
hahaha...and here was me thinking you had gone all mushy on us!!!:8855::8855:

I should have realised Mr Smirnoff was involved somewhere all the line!!!
 

summergurl

♥3 Years Maintaining♥
S: 19st6lb C: 11st6lb Loss: 8st0lb(41.18%)
#6
hahaha...and here was me thinking you had gone all mushy on us!!!:8855::8855:

I should have realised Mr Smirnoff was involved somewhere all the line!!!
Would you expect anything less?!!! :8855:
 

JanD

maintaining since June'09
S: 15st9.5lb C: 10st13.6lb G: 10st7lb BMI: 24.8 Loss: 4st9.9lb(30.02%)
#7
HeeHee ... you're all allowed to give John/Dave a slap when you see him for this one ;) xx
 

summergurl

♥3 Years Maintaining♥
S: 19st6lb C: 11st6lb Loss: 8st0lb(41.18%)
#8
John/Dave ?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Im confuzzled .... did your DH hijack your account and post this thread?!!!
 

Scotsmist

Life is not a Rehersal!
S: 14st4lb C: 11st6lb G: 10st7lb BMI: 28.3 Loss: 2st12lb(20%)
#9
hahah
dont you know the story about John/Dave Tanya???
I thought for some odd reason Jan's OH was called Dave!!!! But it is John, so we call him john/dave :p
But,yes, why is he to be thanked???
 

JanD

maintaining since June'09
S: 15st9.5lb C: 10st13.6lb G: 10st7lb BMI: 24.8 Loss: 4st9.9lb(30.02%)
#10
LOL!!!! This was originally an email to me from him - is why you can thank him for it xx
 

summergurl

♥3 Years Maintaining♥
S: 19st6lb C: 11st6lb Loss: 8st0lb(41.18%)
#11
hahahah now im guna call him John/Dave!!! :rotflmao: !!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
S: 18st4lb C: 15st0lb G: 10st0lb BMI: 38.4 Loss: 3st4lb(17.97%)
#13
Ok, here's one my old boss sent me:






WOMEN WHO KNOW THEIR PLACE.......







Barbara Walters, of 20/20, did a story on gender roles in Kabul, Afghanistan, several years before the Afghan conflict. She noted that women customarily walked five paces behind their husbands.



She recently returned to Kabul and observed that women still walk behind their husbands.



Despite the overthrow of the oppressive Taliban regime, the women are happy to maintain the old custom.



Ms. Walters approached one of the Afghani women and asked, 'Why do you now seem happy with an old custom that you once tried so desperately to change?'



The woman looked Ms. Walters straight in the eyes, and without hesitation said, "Land Mines."

Sometimes very tempted to put DH on one!
 

JanD

maintaining since June'09
S: 15st9.5lb C: 10st13.6lb G: 10st7lb BMI: 24.8 Loss: 4st9.9lb(30.02%)
#15
Love it!! x
 

summergurl

♥3 Years Maintaining♥
S: 19st6lb C: 11st6lb Loss: 8st0lb(41.18%)
#16
Heard that the other week too! :)
 
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summergurl

♥3 Years Maintaining♥
S: 19st6lb C: 11st6lb Loss: 8st0lb(41.18%)
#17
Ya all gone beddy byes?!!!!!! :giggle:
 
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JanD

maintaining since June'09
S: 15st9.5lb C: 10st13.6lb G: 10st7lb BMI: 24.8 Loss: 4st9.9lb(30.02%)
#18
 

summergurl

♥3 Years Maintaining♥
S: 19st6lb C: 11st6lb Loss: 8st0lb(41.18%)
#19
omg Jan that woman looks scary!!!!!!!!!!!
 


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