[OT] Random Friday Humour

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  1. lunar jim

    lunar jim Gold Member

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    To cheer us all up, post some stuff...

    Ok, I was inspired to start a thread by the discovery of this place in Oregon. Wonder if it has a significant blind population?

    wankers corner, oregon - Google Maps
     
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  3. Yvonne1989

    Yvonne1989 Needs to stop eating!!

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    Lmao....I know a few people who frequent there often!
     
  4. xtwinklex

    xtwinklex Eat to live don't live to eat!

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    Thought you may like this, anyone with kids anyway lol!!!

    A father passing by his son's bedroom, was astonished to see the bed
    was nicely made, and that everything was picked up and tidy.
    Then, he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed,

    'Dad.'

    With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the
    letter, with trembling hands.

    Dear Dad,

    It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing to you. I had to
    elope with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene with
    Mum and you.

    I've been finding real passion with Stacy, and she is so nice, but I
    knew you would not approve of her, because of all her piercings',
    tattoos, her tight Motorcycle clothes, and because she is so much
    older than I am.

    But it's not only the passion, Dad. She's pregnant.
    Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods, and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children.

    Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't, really
    hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves, and trading it with
    the other people in the commune, for all the cocaine and
    ecstasy we want.

    In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS, so
    Stacy can get better. She sure deserves it!

    Don't worry Dad, I'm 15, and I know how to take care of myself.
    Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit, so you can get to know
    your many grandchildren.

    Love, your son, Joshua.

    P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Jason's house.
    I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in
    life than the School report that's on the kitchen table.
     
  5. xtwinklex

    xtwinklex Eat to live don't live to eat!

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    A couple of geniuses!!!
    [​IMG]
     
  6. lisalulu

    lisalulu Silver Member

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    OMG Twinkle.... they could be my next door neighbours! Idiots!
     
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    lisalulu Silver Member

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    vj Regular Member

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    LMAO every time!
     

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  9. LizS

    LizS Shut up Ethel

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    Swine flu, hundred acre wood stylee
     

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