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Phil's Funny corner !

Discussion in 'Slimming World' started by Frontier-Phil, 25 May 2009 Social URL.

  1. Frontier-Phil

    Frontier-Phil Silver Member

    Here's a good one!

    Prince Charles decided to take up jogging.
    Every day, he'd jog past a ‘lady of the night standing on the same street corner.
    He learned to brace himself as he approached her for what was almost certain to follow……..
    "One hundred and fifty pounds!" she'd shout from the curb.
    "No! Five pounds!" He would fire back, just to shut her up.
    This ritual between him and the ‘Lady’ became a daily occurrence
    He'd run by and she'd yell, "One hundred and Fifty pounds!"
    He'd yell back, "Five pounds!"

    One day, Camilla decided that she wanted to accompany him on his jog.
    As the jogging couple neared the working woman's street corner, Prince Charles realised she'd bark her £150 offer and Camilla would wonder what he'd really been doing on all his past outings.
    He figured that he'd better have a good explanation for her.

    As they jogged into the turn that would take them past the corner, he became even more apprehensive than usual.
    Sure enough, there she was………..he tried to avoid her eyes as she watched the pair jog past.
    Then, from her corner, she yelled...........
    "See what you get for a fiver……..you tight *******?!"

    Phil x
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  3. Littleslimmingbee

    Littleslimmingbee Gold Member

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    ooo i love a funny.... i suck at telling jokes!!!

    somone else tell one.. pweeeese!!

    phils funny corner!!! hehe, i think they should give you your own section!
  4. Frontier-Phil

    Frontier-Phil Silver Member


    Phil x
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