Mine are
- I hear what you're saying, but…(followed by something that shows they didn't hear a word)
- If it's making you stressed you should stop doing it' (yeah..right…then where would we be if I stopped doing everything)
- I'm not being racist it's just a fact. Or….I'm not racist but……..(followed by some racist comment)
- Your call is very important to us
- Women drivers!
- It's easy to lose weight. Eat less…exercise more… (Oh right! That's how you do it!)
- Don't take this the wrong way
- Whaeva….
- Talk to the hand
- He made me . (from kids at school)
- You look fine (DH..every single time I make an effort to look extra special. Okay, I know…I shouldn’t ask)