Rage dumping is an excellent idea! I wanna say this to my mum and dad...
Get all that frozen **** out of the freezer, all the tins of crap, packets of sauces that I could make from scratch, all the crisps, chocolate, biscuits and cake and all the other **** out of the ****ing house before I come home, or YOU WILL EXPERIENCE MY ATTITUDE PROBLEM AGAIN YOU STUPID ****S!
Oh, so much better!