Romantic humour for today for the those about to go weak at the knees

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  1. charlottegrace1

    charlottegrace1 Gold Member

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    [​IMG]He He was only a chocolate chip cookie...

    [​IMG]He HE was only a chocolate chip cookie...
    ...but I loved him.
    I met him at a party. There he was at the end of the buffet....a loner; the last one on the plate. He had a certain something...a sweetness, a sensuality. He was one hot cookie. I felt as if I'd always known him...hungered for him.
    When he looked at me with those warm brown eyes, I melted. Before I knew it, I had my hands on him, my mouth on him...in public. After that night, we were inseparable. With him I could be myself. He didn't seem to care what mood I was in, how I looked or even if I gained weight. Together we had the recipe for happiness. No one satisfied me like Chip.
    THEN THINGS CHANGED
    My friends said he was no good for me. He started to give me heartburn. I felt crummy, but it had to end. Now we've gone our separate ways. I hardly think of him anymore. Oh, if I see a certain TV commercial, a particular magazine ad, a coupon for money off...that old longing returns. And when we run into each other in the supermarket, we nod. We're friendly.But it's OVER! :)
     
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  3. Donnie46

    Donnie46 Slow but sure....

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    LOL.... very good, thank you for the laugh.
     
  4. Emz118

    Emz118 Desperate to be slim!

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    :D This made me smile!!!
     
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    Vodkamonster Full Member

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    Nice one! Great way of looking at it!
     
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    Haha i love it...i'll be giggling to myself wandering round the biscuit aisle in Tesco later!x
     
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    Haha that was so funny, strangly though just after i'd read it i looked up at the tv and there was a big choc chip cookie on it!! (the maryland cookie advert) was kinda freaky haha!!
     
  8. squiddie

    squiddie Starting Again!

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    aw I really like that! So mature and grown up... I would of just punched the friend!
     
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  10. princessria

    princessria is a pirate arrrgggghhhh

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    hehe i liked that didn't get on my chips at all bu boom ch....
     
  11. tara40

    tara40 Loves Norman Reedus

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    soooo funny
     
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