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Romantic humour for today for the those about to go weak at the knees

He He was only a chocolate chip cookie...

He HE was only a chocolate chip cookie...
...but I loved him.
I met him at a party. There he was at the end of the buffet....a loner; the last one on the plate. He had a certain something...a sweetness, a sensuality. He was one hot cookie. I felt as if I'd always known him...hungered for him.
When he looked at me with those warm brown eyes, I melted. Before I knew it, I had my hands on him, my mouth on him...in public. After that night, we were inseparable. With him I could be myself. He didn't seem to care what mood I was in, how I looked or even if I gained weight. Together we had the recipe for happiness. No one satisfied me like Chip.
My friends said he was no good for me. He started to give me heartburn. I felt crummy, but it had to end. Now we've gone our separate ways. I hardly think of him anymore. Oh, if I see a certain TV commercial, a particular magazine ad, a coupon for money off...that old longing returns. And when we run into each other in the supermarket, we nod. We're friendly.But it's OVER! :)
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Nice one! Great way of looking at it!


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Haha i love it...i'll be giggling to myself wandering round the biscuit aisle in Tesco later!x
Haha that was so funny, strangly though just after i'd read it i looked up at the tv and there was a big choc chip cookie on it!! (the maryland cookie advert) was kinda freaky haha!!


is a pirate arrrgggghhhh
hehe i liked that didn't get on my chips at all bu boom ch....

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