saw doc for #wrist now wants a poo sample???

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  1. msblonde

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    confused?? :confused:

    ok ok so maybe i mentioned I get gastritis a lot from my pain killers ;)

    But i had to see the funny side.

    so I go there, asking for a sick note for # wrist - and he notes that I am on diclofenac, and changes me to ibuprophen, as diclofenac can cause heart attacks if used long term.

    so i mention i get gastritis a lot, and he gives me lansaprole (like omeprazole for your stomach lining) and asks:

    doc: 'is your weight stable?'

    me: erm... no i'm dieting so have lost weight

    doc: how quickly are you losing weight?

    me: erm.. 26lbs in 8 weeks

    doc: get on the couch

    me: clamber on couch one handed

    doc: (examines tummy) mmm that seems ok

    me: (thinking sure is its 4.5 inches smaller :D)



    doc: here is a sample bottle i need a stool sample from you

    me: tempted to shove the leg of the stool i am sat on inside the jar but think better of it!

    doc: do you know how to do a stool sample?

    me: erm.. well never done one before but sure i can work it out!

    doc: well take some cling film, stick it over the loo with a dip in the middle... you see there is a spoon inside sample bottle...

    (sure you can work the rest out)

    me: right ok, (here i was thinking of using it to mix my shales with)

    doc: i may need to send you for a camera down throat

    me: delightful i'll look forward to that

    me: by the way, can i have that sick note please...

    doc: I saw you at the cinema last week by the way. didn't want to shout hello though as you were too far away.

    me: erm... lovely

    so I go out eventually with a sick note, a poo bottle and a new perscription.

    hoping i dont see him at cinema this week, incase he shouts over... (in chinese accent)

    'oh miss parkes, have you had that sh*t yet?'....

    failed to say what I should do with the cling film afterwards...

    sandwich anyone.....?
     
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    Ha ha ... well ... errrr ... good luck with that!
     
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    lol good luck
     
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    Just as well none of us are eating sandwiches at the moment!! Lol
     
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    Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice!
     
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    Could just be your doctor is a bit kinky? He didnt have a glass topped coffee table in his room did he ???
     
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    Thanks hun! That just took the hunger right off me!!! LOL!
     
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    LOL you know me, always take it to the gutter! ;)
     
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