Slimming World Abuse!

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  1. SlimmingKitchen

    SlimmingKitchen Gold Member

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    1.COUS COUS ABUSE!

    Thou shalt not grind up cous cous and use it to make cakes without synning it. 28g of ground up cous cous is 5 syns. Same goes for polenta, bulgar wheat, rice and any other grain you use to make cheaty puddings. SLIMMING WORLD LAUGHS HEARTILY AT YOUR PUDDINGS! Did you really think you could make your cake and eat it too?!


    2.BLENDING YOUR FRUIT

    Thou shalt not have smoothies with blended fruit because thou shalt eat twenty apples in one glass and make yourself sick and blame Slimming World because they told you fruit was free. (You can blend your veg though because as Gillian McKeith proved so many times, no one really likes carrot and cucumber smoothies)


    3.EATING PEAS ON A RED DAY

    Thou shalt not eat peas on a red day because you will eat soooo many of them you will pop. Plus they have loads of sugary badness in them that magically melts away when you do a green day though we won’t tell you how or why. Ditto sweetcorn.


    4.NOT WEIGHING AND MEASURING HEXes

    Thou shalt weigh and measure because that’s not 227g of SW chips, that’s 227KG of SW chips! Thou shalt weigh and measure because that 64g bun contains twice the fat of a 57g bun! Thou shalt weigh and measure because 250ml of semi skimmed milk will NOT be enough for a bowl of Weetabix and 6 cups of tea. Thou shalt weigh and measure because surely 42g of cheese shouldn’t be able to fill an entire ciabatta (and what are you doing eating ciabatta anyway???)


    5.NOT REFERRING TO THE BIBLE FOR SYNS

    The Bible states that on the first 6 days, her Ladyship Margaret Miles Bramwell made Slimming World. On the 7th day, she did nothing. It didn’t help her Body Magic but it gave her a break from obsessing over whether or not to have that final 99 flake (2.5 SYNS). The least you could do is read it.


    6.CALLING SW A ‘DIET’

    Thou shalt not call Slimming World a diet because it’s not. It’s a healthy way of eating for life. Call it a diet and you’ll soon be off down the chippy with the rest of the gang from your nearest Weight Watchers class. Go home and make SW burger and chips instead. Tastes nicer, and your pants fit better.


    7.NOT BELIEVING IN THE POWER OF FREE FOOD

    Thou shalt eat free food til it comes out of your ears, and not be scared of having an extra chicken breast and not be scared if your plate looks fuller than the Jolly Green Giant’s. EAT until you are full. But eat the right things. Yes you can eat bananas, yes you can eat eggs. No you can’t substitute them for chocolate because bananas have too much sugar and eggs raise your cholesterol. That’s all bollocks, you know!
     
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  3. ronniejacobs

    ronniejacobs Gold Member

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    thanks for this lol
     
  4. ChicaConCurvas

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    :8855::giggle::happy096: Thanks for that! Made me chuckle!
     
  5. SlimmingKitchen

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    Haha it's something I found a while ago and thought I'd share :)
    xxx
     
  6. kim63

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    Brilliant!!!
     
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    Super :0)
     
  8. kasiapelasia

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    Brilliant!!! Well funny
     
  9. Louise24

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    Fantastic, hehehe
     
  10. Maximus

    Maximus Gold Member

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    Love it!

    Almost as good as your Avatar, people at work do not understand my obsession with the programme and Frank Gallagher should be PM!

    Steve
     
  11. SlimmingKitchen

    SlimmingKitchen Gold Member

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    Haha we must have a good sense of humour Steve ;)
    I love the show cant wait for it start again soon. As for the avatar pic, saw it the other day and it made me laugh xxx
     
  12. sarahandmolly

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    Excellent! :)
     
  13. chocolatetrish

    chocolatetrish Full Member

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    That is quite amusing!!!!

    Also love your Frank Gallagher pic and cant wait for it to come back on!!!
     
  14. sarahevans

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    That's just had me laughing my head off!!!
     
  15. Cheekypasterfield

    Cheekypasterfield Rather comfy here

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    That was cracking! I also didn't realise that sweetcorn wasn't free on red days. Maybe I need another one saying

    Must read my SW regularly and not assume I am a miss know it all lol
     
  16. valerie11

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    ha ha loved it :8855:
     
  17. SlimmingKitchen

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    Yep thats right hun although u can eat baby corn on red which is odd lol xxx
     
  18. ColJack

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    baby corn doesn't have as much sugar / starch etc in it as regular corn for the amount of bulk that it provides.. ( ie there's more skin and stalk than what would become "cornflour" at that stage.. ) so it's lots of bulk for not much calories..
     
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    love this ..lol but true
     
  20. Ela ine

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    Thank you for this! Didn't know about the peas!!!
    And thankfully do not know how to make cake from cous cous, hopefully I never will!
     
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    Thanks for that !!!
     
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