SLACK ALICE
Silver Member
went to asda on saturday to get a watch ,asked the woman how was I going to know if the
watch would fit me -could she open the packet?
she went and asked another lady and this is how she asked her.........
'' Maureen, this lady wants to know if this watch will fit her ...as she has -err- BIG wrists ''
cheeky bloody cow !!!
then Maureen replied....
''Oh no dear it wont fit you they are for....''
but before she said any more , I grabbed the blinking watch and shouted ''for skinny cows'' and walked off
I was humiliated ,there was a load of customers around the till that heard ,
I just wanted the ground to swallow me up.:cry: :cry::cry:
how could she???
and then to top it off, when we was at xmas party ,i was mucking around and someone wanted to take a picture and there was shouts of..'' Have you got it on widescreen?, or is it on panoramic?''
:cry::cry:
I must admit I did think the 'balloon hat'' I had on would hide my face .......wrong .
god I did look a mess
and today is weigh in day, I must'nt forget that I had
a double mcmuffin on friday and...
a works xmas party on saturday night - the full christmas dinner was eaten ......
so all I need to hear today is +2lb and that'll really be the icing on the dam cake (the one I cant have!)
watch would fit me -could she open the packet?
she went and asked another lady and this is how she asked her.........
'' Maureen, this lady wants to know if this watch will fit her ...as she has -err- BIG wrists ''
cheeky bloody cow !!!
then Maureen replied....
''Oh no dear it wont fit you they are for....''
but before she said any more , I grabbed the blinking watch and shouted ''for skinny cows'' and walked off
I was humiliated ,there was a load of customers around the till that heard ,
I just wanted the ground to swallow me up.:cry: :cry::cry:
how could she???
and then to top it off, when we was at xmas party ,i was mucking around and someone wanted to take a picture and there was shouts of..'' Have you got it on widescreen?, or is it on panoramic?''
:cry::cry:
I must admit I did think the 'balloon hat'' I had on would hide my face .......wrong .
god I did look a mess
and today is weigh in day, I must'nt forget that I had
a double mcmuffin on friday and...
a works xmas party on saturday night - the full christmas dinner was eaten ......
so all I need to hear today is +2lb and that'll really be the icing on the dam cake (the one I cant have!)