Peter would think all his christmasses had come at one!!
Darling excuse me whilst I awaken at 5am to set the water to boil your eggs and make your tea!
Oh any by the way fulfilling your satisfaction last night has obviously satisfied me - glad your snoring kept me awake all night it certainly did not frustrate me or remind me of my own frustrations!!!
I got it last year and was tidying up some computer folders and found it again. Reminds me of a book I bought for a wedding present for a friend... it was a collection of articles from a ?woman's magazine from the 40s about how to be a "good wife" and was on a similar vein/style as above. It was really funny but for the life of me, despite scouring amazon etc, I have never been able to find it since.