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Cambridge Diet Counsellor
The Facecloth

This has to be read, laughed at and passed
on. There is not a woman alive today who won't crack up
over this!

I was due for a cancer smear with the doctor
later in the week. Early one morning, I received a call
from the doctor's office to tell me that I had been
rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am. I had only just
packed everyone off to work and school, and it was
already around 8:45 am. The trip to his office took
about 35 minutes, so I didn't have any time to spare.

As most women do, I like to take a little
extra effort over hygiene when making such visits, but
this time I wasn't going to be able to make the full
effort. So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pyjamas, wet
the facecloth that was sitting next to the sink, and gave
myself a quick wash in that area to make sure I was at
least presentable. I threw the facecloth in the clothes
basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced
to my appointment.

I was in the waiting room for only a few
minutes when I was called in. Knowing the procedure, as
I'm sure you do, I hopped up on the table, looked over at
the other side of the room and pretended that I was in
Paris or some other place a million miles away. I was a
little surprised when the doctor said, 'My, we have made
an extra effort this morning, haven't we?'

I didn't respond.

After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of
relief and went home. The rest of the day was normal -
some shopping, cleaning, & cooking.

After school when my 7 year old daughter was
playing, she called out from the bathroom, 'Mummy,
where's my facecloth?'

I told her to get another one from the

She replied, 'No, I need the one that was
here by the sink, it had all my glitter saved inside it.'

NEVER going back to that doctor ever!!:eek:
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S: 23st6lb C: 17st7lb G: 9st0lb BMI: 44.8 Loss: 5st13lb(25.3%)
i had read about a woman a while back ( more magazine i think ) who was going for her smear and she grabbed a can of that femfresh stuff, sprayed it round the area and went to her appoinment. the doc said to her she didnt have to make a special effort just for her.
turns out she had used a can of hair glitter not the femfresh
S: 15st13lb C: 12st8lb G: 10st0lb BMI: 29.3 Loss: 3st5lb(21.08%)
That reminds me of a story a friend told me about going for a smear test, she wen't along to the appointment and took a seat in the waiting room....she had the urge to do a pee so quickly used the toilets...the cubicle had just ran out of toilet paper so she fumbled around in her bag for something to use and pulled out an old screwed up tissue.
She then took her seat back in the waiting room and was called for her test. Laying on her back she was stunned when the doctor retrieved a postage stamp from her nether regions. It must have been caught up in the tissue at the bottom of her bag. HA!HA!


Loooooves MiniMins
S: 14st2lb C: 13st6.5lb G: 11st0lb BMI: 30.4 Loss: 0st9.5lb(4.8%)
That is so hilarious! Meeting some friends tonight so gonna HAVE to tell them! Thanks for sharing that mag! LOL


jelly belly
S: 20st5lb C: 18st0lb G: 10st0lb BMI: 49.2 Loss: 2st5lb(11.58%)
that is so funny
haha made my day
S: 17st4lb C: 16st11lb G: 11st0lb BMI: 43 Loss: 0st7lb(2.89%)
Many moons ago (pardon the pun) when my mum - young and naive - had her very first smear, the doctor asked her to go behind the curtain and undress.

A short while later, he entered and almost fell over with shock at the sight of my mum standing there totally starkers. Bless!!
hillarious, all of them, but nearly wet myself about the postage stamp :eek::D:rotflmao:

xx sj xx
AAAGGHHH can't do funny stuff and so much water, must remember pelvic floor SQUEEEEEEEEZE

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