The facecloth!

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  1. oxoxallyoxox

    oxoxallyoxox Full Member

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    The Facecloth
    >
    > This has to be read, laughed at and passed on. There is not a
    > woman alive today who won't crack up over this!
    > I was due for a smear with the doctor later in the week. Early
    > one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to tell
    > me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am. I
    > had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it
    > was already around 8:45 am. The trip to his office took about
    > 35 minutes, so I didn't have any time to spare.
    >
    >
    > As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over
    > hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn't going
    > to be able to make the full effort. So, I rushed upstairs,
    > threw off my pyjamas, wet the facecloth that was sitting next
    > to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in that area to make
    > sure I was at least presentable. I threw the facecloth in the
    > clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and
    > raced to my appointment.
    >
    > I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was
    > called in. Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I hopped
    > up on the table, looked over at the other side of the room and
    > pretended that I was in Paris or some other place a million
    > miles away. I was a little surprised when the doctor said,
    > 'My, we have made an extra effort this morning, haven't we?'
    >
    > I didn't respond.
    >
    > After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home.
    > The rest of the day was normal - some shopping, cleaning, &
    > cooking.
    >
    > After school when my 7 year old daughter was playing, she
    > called out from the bathroom, 'Mummy, where's my facecloth?'
    > I told her to get another one from the cupboard.
    > She replied, 'No, I need the one that was here by the sink, it
    > had all my glitter saved inside it.'
    >
    > NEVER going back to that doctor ever!!
     
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    OMG!!! How funny....!
     
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    Brilliant! Made me smile :)
     
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    Tazzi is Special :P

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    Lol.. thats faaaab

    x x
     
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    haha oohhhhhh glittery :)
     
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    flirty40greeneyes Busy busy busy!!

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