The First ever Blonde guy joke......

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  1. Donnie46

    Donnie46 Slow but sure....

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    An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.

    They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, '
    Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building.'

    The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, '
    Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too.'

    The blond
    e opened his lunch and said, ' Bologna again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too.'

    The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death.


    The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too.



    The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well.


    At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, 'If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!'


    The Mexican's wife also wept and said, 'I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much.'



    Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. The blonde's wife said,


    'Don't look at me. The idiot makes his own lunch.'
     
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  3. Alyce

    Alyce Full Member

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    ha ha, brill!! made me laugh out loud!! :D x
     
  4. jaylou

    jaylou Gold Member

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    :cry: but with laughter!!! :D
     
  5. charlottegrace1

    charlottegrace1 Gold Member

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    Haha you can always raise a smile from me. Keep em comming.xx
     
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    Miss Q Full Member

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    Loves it!
     
  7. chunky-monkey77

    chunky-monkey77 i seriously swear i am up 2 no good !

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    fab that cheered me up but couuldnt laugh 2 loud am in library. will have to tell that one to my friends x
     
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    squiddie Starting Again!

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    Ha! Excellent!
     
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