The (Im secretly BONKING Johnny'Thread.

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  1. GnomesGnuts

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    Please post if you have bonked Johnny Depp behind MrS Depps back.:wave_cry::p:tear_drop:
     
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    Oh dear ... sorry Mrs Depp but your Johnny is a bit of a bad lad. I met him in Asda a couple of weeks ago in the shampoo aisle - he asked me what I thought of Charles Worthington shampoo but I had to confess I was an Asda Smart-price girl so couldn't help. It was just a ruse to talk to me though because he already had a bottle of Head & Shoulders in his trolley!!

    Anyway, we've been secretly bonking ever since.

    I fessed up to Mr RD but he said it was OK ... I had to have some kind of a distraction now that Cheesy Wotsits are off the menu.

    Anyone else fallen for JD's charms??
     
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    Hes one BAD lad!!!!

    lol RD:eek:
     
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    sorry mrs depp but i met jonny at a local 'chic sheep' competition here in northern ireland, (its well known that mr depp is a admirer of the irish sheep and is a regular at such events). anyway, me and him had a quick fumble in the hay between the 'Swimsuit Sheep' and 'Sexily Sheared Sheep' events.

    SO sorry Mrs Depp! i couldnt resist!!
     
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    Hes so so so BAD!!!!!!

    didnt know he was so easy. ........ lol

    Do you think mrs D will get mad???:confused:
     
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    i dont know, hopefully she wont be too mad with us, but just with him. maybe she will chase him round the kitchen with a frying pan and knock some sense into him??

    when jonny wants u, its hard to say no!!!
     
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    Especially when he wears that HAT!!!:wave_cry:
     
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    The bright lights, the noise, the flirting, his sexy jawline, too much champagne etc etc....

    I feel so cheap......
     
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    ahh icemoose, dont worry. hes a very bad man, its not ur fault.
     
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    flirty40greeneyes Busy busy busy!!

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    ................. met him in the Turkish baths .... we got all soapy - or should that be soppy??!!Sorry Mrs Depp!
     
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    Sorry Mrs Depp I also have been getting jiggy with Johnny.:D
     
  13. Mrs Depp

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    OMG! This is sooooo funny!! Keep it up! It's made me laugh out loud and now the kids want to know why I'm sniggering lol! ;):D:D

    Cheers GnomesGnuts you nutter! lol:D



    Mike, I didn't know you had it in you mate! ;);)
     
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    am also very surprised at mike. i had him up on a pedestal as a CD guru and general saint, but he fell fast and hard when i read that post....
     
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    I know! I am not sure how I can look Brad Pitt in the face anymore.....
     
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    I suppose that could pose a few problems Mike! lol:D

    Have you told Tom Selleck about Brad? :confused:
     
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    Well if Brad's now going spare ............................
     
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    Haha Bev! You go for it girlie! ;):D
     
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    TUT TUT girls!! And MIKE.....OMG!! You little monkey!!

    Any way, I met JD at our local fish fanciers convention. It seems he is partial to long evenings discussing the merits of the Fancy Fantail. Well, once we knew we had that one in common, it was fantails all the way, if you get my drift........
     
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    I knew he was BAD!, I knew he was irresistable but who cant forgive such a sexy man, please tell me MORE of your encounters.
    :D
    As for me, I was minding my own business in Woolies whne he came along and asked me which way it was to the rest room and could I help him??? Obviously rest rooms empty and both os us on our lunch hour, one thing lead to another and the excitment of nearly being caught by Mrs Depp who was looking for household items......... needless to say HEs a VERY VERY BAD LAD!!!!:D
     
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