The sad joke thread!!

[Flabbyfay]

I'll start

A penquin walks into a pub and says to the barman"have you seen my dad?" and then the barman says "what does he look like?"


Tigger and Eeyore are at the bar when Tigger says he's going to the bathroom. Eeyore sits waiting for Tigger for a half hour then decides to get up. When he gets to the bathroom he sees Tigger with his face in the toilet and asks him, "What the hell are you doing?" Tigger replies, "Looking for Pooh"

 

[Flabbyfay]

It was a boring Sunday afternoon in the jungle so the Elephants decided to challenge the Ants to a game of soccer.

The game was going well with the Elephants beating the Ants ten goals to nil, when the Ants gained possession. The Ants' star player was dribbling the ball towards the Elephants' goal when the Elephants' left back came lumbering towards him. The elephant trod on the little ant, killing him instantly. The referee stopped the game.

"What the hell do you think you're doing?
Do you call that sportsmanship, killing another player?"

The elephant replied, "Well, I didn't mean to kill him -- I was just trying to trip him up."




Two women meet at the gates of heaven
1st woman:howd you die?
2nd woman:froze to death, you?
1st woman:Heart attack, I thought my husband was having an affair so I ran all around the house looking for the woman and when Ii couldnt find her I was so worn out I had a heart attack and died.

2nd woman: You should have checked the freezer then we'd both still be alive.

 

[misscheeky]

I'll start

A penquin walks into a pub and says to the barman"have you seen my dad?" and then the barman says "what does he look like?"


Tigger and Eeyore are at the bar when Tigger says he's going to the bathroom. Eeyore sits waiting for Tigger for a half hour then decides to get up. When he gets to the bathroom he sees Tigger with his face in the toilet and asks him, "What the hell are you doing?" Tigger replies, "Looking for Pooh"

lol