The Winalot Diet.......

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  1. Mich

    Mich Taking Back Control...!!!

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    'Ask a Stupid Question......'

    Story by a Man standing in a queue in Tesco's.........

    I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Winalot in Tesco and was standing in the queue at the till. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

    On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Winalot Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

    I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and the way that it works is to load your trouser pockets with Winalot nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so
    I was going to try it again.

    I have to mention here that practically everyone in the queue was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.

    Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned. I told her no, it was because I'd been sitting in the road licking my ba**s and a car hit me.

    I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door.

    Stupid woman..........why else would I buy dog food??
     
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    Fab!
    On the subject of asking questions with OBVIOUS answers - my brothers nickname is Curly - and yes he has very curly hair. One time someone asked him why he was called Curly and he replied
    "Well, I have a very unusual surname"
    "Oh - what's that?"
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    "Wurly"
     
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    :rotflmao: That's a brilliant answer.


    Loved the winalot diet too Mich, but my DD is now sat next to me so i can't scroll back up to use the quotes :p
     
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    natayou a bit different everyday

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    Not really a joke but sort of the same thing, my mum ALWAYS phones me on the house phone and says 'are you at home'
    DUHHHHHHHHH

    one time when i lived at home she was shouting up to me 'natalie natalie' so i poked my head over the bannistres and looked her in the face and said 'yes'
    to which she replied'are you in?'
    ?????????
    thick or wot
    hahahaha
     
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    When I was a student I did a lot of waitressing - remember working with an irish woman who was really cheeky to the punters - one night a couple came into the restaurant and asked "Are you serving food?" and she replied "No, we're just here for the craic...!"
     
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