captain nemo
Chunky Munkey
there's cake in the kitchen at work again, it's choclatey and moist and it's making me cry.
There's cake in the kitchen again
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there's cake in the kitchen at work again, it's choclatey and moist and it's making me cry.MadameLaMinx
Gold Member
Its full of poison and a bird pooed on it.
Better?
Better?
Freshstartnewme!
Gold Member
I wrote a little poem about a chocolate cake the other day, maybe it will help you not eat the nice cake- it did me!!
Look in the cupboard and what can I see?
A chocolate cake staring back at me!
Velvety brown sponge and liquid silk fudge
Eating this is not going to help my pudge!
Calling my name, I can hear its song
Claire come and eat me, your tummies where I belong!
Promises of happiness through each tasty bite
Try to resist it with all of my might!
Guilty pleasures – no-one would know
Only me as I see my waist line grow!
A moment of indulgence, followed by sorrow
Was it all worth it, will it still be there for me tomorrow?
Instance fix through its chocolatey kiss
But long term an enemy- one I won’t miss!
I don’t need you chocolate- to make me feel whole
Instead I am going to focus on achieving my goal!
My goal of a lifetime- to love myself,
to feel worthwhile, and improve my health.
To wake up, breathe deeply and enjoy being me,
To look in the mirror and love who I see.
Not the girl of the past that wished away each week,
A worthwhile sexy women who found the life that she seeked.
Look in the cupboard and what can I see?
A chocolate cake staring back at me!
Velvety brown sponge and liquid silk fudge
Eating this is not going to help my pudge!
Calling my name, I can hear its song
Claire come and eat me, your tummies where I belong!
Promises of happiness through each tasty bite
Try to resist it with all of my might!
Guilty pleasures – no-one would know
Only me as I see my waist line grow!
A moment of indulgence, followed by sorrow
Was it all worth it, will it still be there for me tomorrow?
Instance fix through its chocolatey kiss
But long term an enemy- one I won’t miss!
I don’t need you chocolate- to make me feel whole
Instead I am going to focus on achieving my goal!
My goal of a lifetime- to love myself,
to feel worthwhile, and improve my health.
To wake up, breathe deeply and enjoy being me,
To look in the mirror and love who I see.
Not the girl of the past that wished away each week,
A worthwhile sexy women who found the life that she seeked.
Morgawr
Silver Member
prawnchopSuey
Gold Member
I caved in and had a doughnut that had been generously brought in for someone's birthday. It wasn't that big, certainly wasn't that tasty and when I got home I looked up that it was 12 syns!! *ucksake, certainly was NOT worth that.
Once bitten twice shy and it's easier to resist now, but I also have been put off all baked goods by someone on here who said that there's a big ball of human hair in the cake somewhere - you might be lucky and find it in your slice....or your mouth as you take a big bite......
it almost makes me gip the very thought
Once bitten twice shy and it's easier to resist now, but I also have been put off all baked goods by someone on here who said that there's a big ball of human hair in the cake somewhere - you might be lucky and find it in your slice....or your mouth as you take a big bite......
it almost makes me gip the very thought
captain nemo
Chunky Munkey
I lolled , lolled without cake though
zombiecakes
Will be slinky!
you made me gip at the thought instead prawn :9529::sign0137::sign0168:
Cailin Maith
Full Member
Two birthdays in here today and so far I have avoided the cake
Just had an Eclair wafted in front of me and I smiled sweetly and said, no thanks.... Inside the fat bird was wailing like a banshee and scratching like a cat to get at the cake...
Just had an Eclair wafted in front of me and I smiled sweetly and said, no thanks.... Inside the fat bird was wailing like a banshee and scratching like a cat to get at the cake...
bubbalicious
Silver Member
Why do people always bring in cakes for birthdays????... how about bringing in some fruit for us non-synners!!!!!
