howdy-doody
Eloquent hooligan
Jawdropping time
Went to get some gym wear stuff down Asda (yes it's pikey but it's only temporary
)
I'm only a bloody medium sized waist now !
Kiss my 32 - 34" shorts 
Also got some Palmers cocoa butter - how gooooooooooooooood does that stuff smell ? I could bloomin well eat myself (if I could reach....
)
Also I've unlocked a secret level on my Slendertone belt lol It used to only go up to 99 but now I'm up to 120
What's amazin you today ?
Went to get some gym wear stuff down Asda (yes it's pikey but it's only temporary
I'm only a bloody medium sized waist now !
Also got some Palmers cocoa butter - how gooooooooooooooood does that stuff smell ? I could bloomin well eat myself (if I could reach....
Also I've unlocked a secret level on my Slendertone belt lol It used to only go up to 99 but now I'm up to 120
What's amazin you today ?