Lynn8124
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[FONT=Comic Sans MS, cursive]I was doing a creative writing class which starts again in a couple weeks and we had to pick from a list of household object to write a poem about so I chose a washing machine.[/FONT]
[FONT=Comic Sans MS, cursive]I am a Zanussi Washing machine[/FONT]
[FONT=Comic Sans MS, cursive]In november I will be fourteen[/FONT]
[FONT=Comic Sans MS, cursive]I have been working hard for all these years[/FONT]
[FONT=Comic Sans MS, cursive]I've seen lots of joy and a few tears[/FONT]
[FONT=Comic Sans MS, cursive]The kids are grown up now[/FONT]
[FONT=Comic Sans MS, cursive]The eldest boy fills me with smelly socks[/FONT]
[FONT=Comic Sans MS, cursive]At least it's better than that time he filled my drum with rocks[/FONT]
[FONT=Comic Sans MS, cursive]The girl used to moan I kept shrinking her best jeans[/FONT]
[FONT=Comic Sans MS, cursive]Since she's lost the puppy fat they fit her like a dream[/FONT]
[FONT=Comic Sans MS, cursive]The Dad didn't know how to use me when I first arrived[/FONT]
[FONT=Comic Sans MS, cursive]Nowadays he's a 'modern man' and does the laundry with pride[/FONT]
[FONT=Comic Sans MS, cursive]The Mum wanted to trade me in recently for the lateset in the Whirlpool line [/FONT]
[FONT=Comic Sans MS, cursive]Until she saw the prices and suddenly I was fine![/FONT]
[FONT=Comic Sans MS, cursive]I think I'll be around for quite a while to come[/FONT]
[FONT=Comic Sans MS, cursive]Hold on...whats that rattle in my drum?[/FONT]
[FONT=Comic Sans MS, cursive]It sounds like the underwire from a bra[/FONT]
[FONT=Comic Sans MS, cursive]No, it's worse than that I sound like an aircraft [/FONT]
[FONT=Comic Sans MS, cursive]coming in to land[/FONT]
[FONT=Comic Sans MS, cursive]It seems I am checking out sooner than planned! [/FONT]
[FONT=Comic Sans MS, cursive]I am a Zanussi Washing machine[/FONT]
[FONT=Comic Sans MS, cursive]In november I will be fourteen[/FONT]
[FONT=Comic Sans MS, cursive]I have been working hard for all these years[/FONT]
[FONT=Comic Sans MS, cursive]I've seen lots of joy and a few tears[/FONT]
[FONT=Comic Sans MS, cursive]The kids are grown up now[/FONT]
[FONT=Comic Sans MS, cursive]The eldest boy fills me with smelly socks[/FONT]
[FONT=Comic Sans MS, cursive]At least it's better than that time he filled my drum with rocks[/FONT]
[FONT=Comic Sans MS, cursive]The girl used to moan I kept shrinking her best jeans[/FONT]
[FONT=Comic Sans MS, cursive]Since she's lost the puppy fat they fit her like a dream[/FONT]
[FONT=Comic Sans MS, cursive]The Dad didn't know how to use me when I first arrived[/FONT]
[FONT=Comic Sans MS, cursive]Nowadays he's a 'modern man' and does the laundry with pride[/FONT]
[FONT=Comic Sans MS, cursive]The Mum wanted to trade me in recently for the lateset in the Whirlpool line [/FONT]
[FONT=Comic Sans MS, cursive]Until she saw the prices and suddenly I was fine![/FONT]
[FONT=Comic Sans MS, cursive]I think I'll be around for quite a while to come[/FONT]
[FONT=Comic Sans MS, cursive]Hold on...whats that rattle in my drum?[/FONT]
[FONT=Comic Sans MS, cursive]It sounds like the underwire from a bra[/FONT]
[FONT=Comic Sans MS, cursive]No, it's worse than that I sound like an aircraft [/FONT]
[FONT=Comic Sans MS, cursive]coming in to land[/FONT]
[FONT=Comic Sans MS, cursive]It seems I am checking out sooner than planned! [/FONT]