Maximus
Gold Member
Due to a sexist post I made the other day The Feminist Society now has my address Fortunately none of them can read a map
I asked 100 women at the leisure centre what shampoo they used whilst showering?
95 percent replied "WTF are you doing in here?"
To be is to do - Socrates
To do is to be - Sartre
Do Be Do Be Do - Sinatra
I asked a pretty, young, homeless woman if I could take her home, and she said yes with a big smile. The look on her face soon changed when I walked off with her cardboard box.....
The Life Guard spotted me having a pee in the swimming pool. He screamed so loud, I almost fell in !
A man has been prosecuted for feeding marijuana to captive seabirds. Apparently he left no Tern unstoned.
I asked 100 women at the leisure centre what shampoo they used whilst showering?
95 percent replied "WTF are you doing in here?"
To be is to do - Socrates
To do is to be - Sartre
Do Be Do Be Do - Sinatra
I asked a pretty, young, homeless woman if I could take her home, and she said yes with a big smile. The look on her face soon changed when I walked off with her cardboard box.....
The Life Guard spotted me having a pee in the swimming pool. He screamed so loud, I almost fell in !
A man has been prosecuted for feeding marijuana to captive seabirds. Apparently he left no Tern unstoned.