to be sung to the tune of '12 days of Christmas

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  1. devonbabe

    devonbabe Silver Member

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    this is a little ditty i wrote this morning, and have emailed to all my friends and fellow dieters. i thought you guys would like it too:

    8th Oct
    On the first week of weigh in my conscience said to me. I don’t want to be a Fat Turkey

    15th Oct
    On the second week of weigh in my scales showed to me I lost 4 pounds after a pee

    22nd Oct
    On the third week of weigh in I cheated on CD. 2 rum and cokes..4lbs off but I still feel like a fat turkey

    29th Oct
    On the fourth week of weigh in, you will have to excuse me.. 2 sausage rolls. 2 rum and cokes. 4lbs still off. But I look like a fat turkey

    5th Nov
    On the fifth week of weigh in, jumped up and down in Glee.
    12 pound down !…… 2 sausage rolls. 2 rum and cokes.12lbs off but I still wobble like a turkey

    12th NOV
    On the 6th week of weigh in my hubby said to me.
    I will buy you a new dress for the party
    15 POUND DOWN….2 sausage rolls. 2 rum and cokes. 15bs still off. And not such a fat turkey..


    19th Oct
    On the seventh week of weigh in . now you can really see. Im getting a flat tummy
    New dress for party 20 POUND DOWN….2 sausage rolls. 2 rum and cokes. 20bs still off. And not such a fat turkey..


    26th November
    On the eighth week of weigh in my my friends all say to me. You’re looking gorgeous, lovelt flat tummy. New dress for party 22 POUND DOWN….2 sausage rolls. 2 rum and cokes. 22lbs still off. And not much fat left on this turkey

    31st Nov
    Ont the ninth week of weigh in. my counsellor said to me 4 weeks untill Christmas Eve
    You’re looking gorgeous, a lovely flat tummy. New dress for party
    25 POUND DOWN….2 sausage rolls. 2 rum and cokes. 25lbs still off. And not much fat left on this turkey


    3rd Dec
    On the tenth week of weigh in. the munchies got to me..a whole box of Roses and several G & Ts.
    3 weeks till Christmas, Im looking gorgeous, lovely flat tummy. New dress for party 26 POUND DOWN….2 sausage rolls. 2 rum and cokes. 26lbs still off. And a hangover for this little turkey

    10th Dec
    On the eleventh week of weigh in the scales show to me a stone and a half is lost off me!
    Forget a whole box of Roses and several G & Ts.
    4 weeks till Christmas, Im looking gorgeous, lovely flat tummy. New dress for party 2 POUND DOWN….2 sausage rolls. 2 rum and cokes.28lbs still off. going shopping for the mincepies and turkey


    17th Dec
    On the twelfth week of weigh in Im as happy as can be, Im going to be the Belle of the Works Party!
    I don’t want the chocolates
    Theres one week till Christmas. Im feeling fabulous, lovely flat tummy, new dress for party. 30 POUNDS DOWN…I have a small sausage roll, 2 diet cokes. Dance all night long and my friends will be so envious of me.
     
    Last edited: 3 October 2007
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