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True Friendship

#1
For those who know I'm going through a bit of a rough patch at the moment - my friend sent this to me after an hour long winge last night......

Too funny not to share!

True Friendship
Are you tired of those sissy-ass "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship


1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid

4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.

7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

9. This is my oath..... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask; "because you are my friend".


Send this to 10 of your closest friends, then get depressed because you can only think of 4.

Remember........A good friend will help you move.....a REALLY good friend will help you move a body.......let me know if you ever need me to bring a shovel.

Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth


A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.

Herm Albright 1876 - 1944
 
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#3
I must admit - I'm still sitting here laughing - only because she sent me some others as well (very rude ones>>>:eek: ) - as she said the best remedy is laughter at the moment - only because we can't go out to the pub and get drunk and shake our booty's on Sat night - or as she said "you can drink water and I can get drunk and we can both shake our booty - though it might not be so funny for you anymore when your sober!!!:rolleyes: - another couple of months - I hopefully won't have so much booty to shake

 


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