Lucky I am not so stupid to allow my wife to be disappointed with her Christmas Present.
This year I have got her a top of the range Iron (with free ironing board) - £30 Romford Market. In addition, a handy save over door hangers set, thereby allowing her to spend more time ironing and less time having to make trips upstairs to get more hangers.
My hourly coffee service has been slow of late, so I have taken the hint and only gone and splashed out on a new coffee maker AND a new kettle.
She is going to be chuffed when she gets this little lot on Christmas morning.
I am thinking about getting her a new shammy for when she cleans my car on a Sunday. But I am not really sure. Will I be raising expectation for next year. Should I hold that back 'till her birthday. Oh to hell with the expense, she is worth it. A new shammy it will be.
I can't wait to see her smiling little face Christmas morning. Well, it is what Christmas is all about. I know I am soft, always have been.