FrostedLuckyCharm
Banned
One of the most annoying aspects of the Exante diet - other than the dry mouth, the hunger pains, the dodgy stomach on day 4, the continuous desire for food, the no alcohol, the having no life and handing over £105 a month for a series of products which, in all honesty, probably cost around £2.75 to produce - is...Wait for it...Here it comes...Hold...The water part.
2-3 litres of water a day is a lot. Isn't it? I mean, it isn't if, say, you went and filled a bathtub with the stuff or if, say, it were beer or wine, but, water isn't beer or wine and it doesn't taste particularly great and I find it annoying to keep having to knock back this bland fluid when I'm not in the slightest bit thirsty. I'm also peeing all the time. I went to the cinema last night to see 'Shame.' I had to leave twice during the film - a most frustrating experience. One 'visit' was during one of the film's more 'explicit' erotic moments, and I think the persons behind me thought I was leaving for a whole other reason. The desire to pee on this diet is more urgent than a normal 'need,' too. Does anyone know what I'm on about? It's a real 'sorry, this one can't be held in!' type and I don't much care for it.
Anyway, I know there's Cola zero and Dr Pepper (or, if you're feeling a bit gyppo-ish, Asda flog a dodgy 'own brand' variety called 'Doctor Thunder,') but I feel the need to only drink water because it's what I've been told to do and it makes me feel more 'healthy.' But it's still a mission. It's 18.50pm when I'm writing this, and I still have nearly a third of my 2 litres of 'Clearview Spring' left. You lot have clearly put a spanner in the works regarding my idea to go and get a kebab so...It's just a strawberry Exante sachet and the TV (and you lot?!) to look forward to for the rest of the evening.
Fun.
2-3 litres of water a day is a lot. Isn't it? I mean, it isn't if, say, you went and filled a bathtub with the stuff or if, say, it were beer or wine, but, water isn't beer or wine and it doesn't taste particularly great and I find it annoying to keep having to knock back this bland fluid when I'm not in the slightest bit thirsty. I'm also peeing all the time. I went to the cinema last night to see 'Shame.' I had to leave twice during the film - a most frustrating experience. One 'visit' was during one of the film's more 'explicit' erotic moments, and I think the persons behind me thought I was leaving for a whole other reason. The desire to pee on this diet is more urgent than a normal 'need,' too. Does anyone know what I'm on about? It's a real 'sorry, this one can't be held in!' type and I don't much care for it.
Anyway, I know there's Cola zero and Dr Pepper (or, if you're feeling a bit gyppo-ish, Asda flog a dodgy 'own brand' variety called 'Doctor Thunder,') but I feel the need to only drink water because it's what I've been told to do and it makes me feel more 'healthy.' But it's still a mission. It's 18.50pm when I'm writing this, and I still have nearly a third of my 2 litres of 'Clearview Spring' left. You lot have clearly put a spanner in the works regarding my idea to go and get a kebab so...It's just a strawberry Exante sachet and the TV (and you lot?!) to look forward to for the rest of the evening.
Fun.
and the desire for food does eventually go away...honest!
