Wee joke for you all :D

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  1. ChellyWellyBoot

    ChellyWellyBoot I will be skinny again!!!

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    this is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years?
    The only friction in their marriage was the husband's habit of farting
    loudly every morning when he awoke. The noise would wake his wife and the
    smell would make her eyes water and make her gasp for air.

    Every morning she would plead with him to stop ripping them off because it
    was making her sick.


    He told her he couldn't stop it and that it was perfectly natural.

    She told him to see a doctor, she was concerned that one day he would blow
    his guts out.


    The years went by and he continued to rip them out. Then one christmas day
    morning, as she was preparing the turkey for dinner and he was upstairs
    sound asleep, she looked at the innards, neck, gizzard, liver and all the
    spare parts, and a malicious thought came to her.

    She took the bowl and went upstairs where her husband was sound asleep and,
    gently pulling the bed covers back, she pulled back the elastic waistband of
    his underpants and emptied the bowl of turkey guts into his shorts.

    Some time later she heard her husband waken with his usual trumpeting which
    was followed by a blood curdling scream and the sound of frantic foot steps
    as he ran into the bath room.

    The wife could hardly control herself as she rolled on the floor laughing,
    tears in her eyes! After years of torture she reckoned she had got him back
    pretty good.

    About twenty minutes later, her husband came downstairs in his bloodstained
    underpants with a look of horror on his face.

    She bit her lip as she asked him what was the matter. He said, 'honey you
    were right.' 'all these years you have warned me and i didn't listen to
    you'.

    'what do you mean?' asked his wife.

    'well, you always told me that one day i would end up farting my guts out,
    and today it finally happened.

    'but by the grace of god, with some vaseline and two fingers. I think i got
    most of them back in
     
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  3. Scotsmist

    Scotsmist Life is not a Rehersal!

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    Oh Chelly that was a good joke!!!!!!
     
  4. killercurls

    killercurls I *will* be skinny again!

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    haha! i've actually heard that one before! still good though :)
     
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