Lipotrim instead of liposuction
sex instead of chocolate
hallitosis instead of a big belly
a manicure instead of a macdonalds
water instead of wine
dulco lax instead of constipation
horrid flapjacks instead of strawberry cheesecake [thats a lie but....]
Rather not have to work for a living...
Rather be on holiday...
Rather live in a country that doesn't have rain 90% of the time...
Rather be able to understand what goes on in the brain of the boyfriend...
Rather not have fair weather 'friends'...
Alas he is not a normal male... not into sports and doesn't understand lads magazines... He's a neuroscientist and very interested in brains and eyes lol. I'd say the last suggestion is bang on though. LOL