White Wine

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  1. vj

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    Was emailed this...enjoy if it rings a little too true!

    Do you have feelings of inadequacy? Do you suffer from shyness? Do you
    > > sometimes wish you were more assertive? If you answered yes to any of
    > > these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about White Wine.
    > >
    > > White Wine is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident
    > > about yourself and your actions. White Wine can help ease you out of
    > > your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to
    > > do just about anything.
    > >
    > > You will notice the benefits of White Wine almost immediately, and with
    > > a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent
    > > you from living the life you want to live. Shyness and awkwardness will
    > > be a
    > > thing of the past, and you will discover many talents you never knew you
    > > had. Stop hiding and start living, with White Wine.
    > >
    > > White Wine may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or
    > > nursing should not use White Wine. However, women who wouldn't mind
    > > nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it. Side effects may
    > > include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, erotic lustfulness,
    > > loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of
    > > virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration,
    > > dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night rounds of
    > > Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister.
    > >
    > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    > > Disclaimer: WARNING:
    > > The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when
    > > you are not.
    > >
    > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    > >
    > > WARNING:
    > > The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.
    > >
    > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    > >
    > > WARNING:
    > > The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and
    > > over again that you love them.
    > >
    > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    > >
    > > WARNING:
    > > The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
    > >
    > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    > >
    > > WARNING:
    > > The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are
    > > really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.
    > >
    > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    > >
    > > WARNING:
    > > The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse
    > > with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
    > >
    > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    > >
    > > WARNING:
    > > The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher,
    > > smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
    > >
    > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    > >
    > > WARNING:
    > > The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing
    > > WITH you.
    > >
    > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    > >
    > > WARNING:
    > > The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
    > >
    > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    > >
    > > WARNING:
    > > The consumption of alcohol may be a major factor in getting your ass
    > > kicked.
    > >
     
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