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White Wine

vj

Regular Member
#1
Was emailed this...enjoy if it rings a little too true!

Do you have feelings of inadequacy? Do you suffer from shyness? Do you
> > sometimes wish you were more assertive? If you answered yes to any of
> > these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about White Wine.
> >
> > White Wine is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident
> > about yourself and your actions. White Wine can help ease you out of
> > your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to
> > do just about anything.
> >
> > You will notice the benefits of White Wine almost immediately, and with
> > a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent
> > you from living the life you want to live. Shyness and awkwardness will
> > be a
> > thing of the past, and you will discover many talents you never knew you
> > had. Stop hiding and start living, with White Wine.
> >
> > White Wine may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or
> > nursing should not use White Wine. However, women who wouldn't mind
> > nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it. Side effects may
> > include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, erotic lustfulness,
> > loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of
> > virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration,
> > dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night rounds of
> > Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister.
> >
> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > Disclaimer: WARNING:
> > The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when
> > you are not.
> >
> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> >
> > WARNING:
> > The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.
> >
> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> >
> > WARNING:
> > The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and
> > over again that you love them.
> >
> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> >
> > WARNING:
> > The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
> >
> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> >
> > WARNING:
> > The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are
> > really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.
> >
> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> >
> > WARNING:
> > The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse
> > with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
> >
> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> >
> > WARNING:
> > The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher,
> > smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
> >
> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> >
> > WARNING:
> > The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing
> > WITH you.
> >
> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> >
> > WARNING:
> > The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
> >
> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> >
> > WARNING:
> > The consumption of alcohol may be a major factor in getting your ass
> > kicked.
> >
 
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