Winkie Joke

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  1. CW Consultant

    CW Consultant Gold Member

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    One to cheer you up nicked from another forum:

    Winkie joke

    A man with a 25-inch long weenie goes to his doctor to complain that he
    is having a problem with this cumbersome instrument and has had more
    than one complaint. ‘Doctor,’ he asked, in total frustration, ‘is there
    anything you can do for me?

    The doctor replies, ‘medically son, there is nothing I can do. But, I
    do know this witch who may be able to help you.’ So the doctor gives
    him directions to the witch.

    The man calls upon the witch and relays his story. ‘Witch, my weenie is
    25 inches long and I need help. Can anything be done to help me? You are
    my only hope.’

    The witch stares in amazement, scratches her head, and then replies, ‘I
    think I may be able to help you with your problem. Do this. Go deep into
    the forest. You will find a pond. In this pond, you will find a frog
    sitting on a log. This frog has magical powers. You must say to frog,
    will you marry me? When the frog says no, you will find five inches less
    to your problem.’

    The man’s face lit up and he dashed off into the forest. He called out
    to the frog, ‘Will you marry me?’ The frog looked at him dejectedly and
    replied, ‘NO!’ The man looked down and suddenly his weenie was 5 inches
    shorter.

    ‘WOW,’ he screamed out loud, ‘this is great!’ However he realized it’s
    still too long at 20 inches, so he asked the frog to marry him again.’
    ‘Frog, will you marry me?’ the guy shouted. The frog rolled its eyes
    back in its head and screamed back, ‘NO!’

    The man felt another twitch in his pants, looked down, and it was
    another 5 inches shorter.

    The man laughed,’ this is fantastic.’ He looked down again, 15 inches
    long, and reflected for a moment. Fifteen inches is still a monster,
    just a little less would be ideal. Grinning, he looked across the pond
    and yelled out, ‘Frog will you marry me?’ The frog looked back across
    the pond shaking its head, ‘How many times do I have to tell you? NO,
    NO, NO!!! :eek::D
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  3. pandora

    pandora finding my way again !

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    see you shouldn't wish for too much to many times !
     
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    Karen Serial Foodie!

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    haha! fab joke :D
     
  5. Hedgemag

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    Love it !!!!!!!
     
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    Lol :giggle:
     
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    Absolutely classic!!! :giggle: :giggle:
     
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