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Write a poem or ditty about yourself!

S: 17st7.5lb C: 15st3lb G: 12st0lb BMI: 31.5 Loss: 2st4.5lb(13.24%)
I wrote a little poem earlier about me and my goals so thought I would share it with you all and also see if anyone else could come up with a little poem, story or ditty :D

Look in the cupboard and what can I see?
A chocolate cake staring back at me!
Velvety brown sponge and liquid silk fudge
Eating this is not going to help my pudge!
Calling my name, I can hear its song
Claire come and eat me, your tummies where I belong!
Promises of happiness through each tasty bite
Try to resist it with all of my might!

Guilty pleasures – no-one would know
Only me as I see my waist line grow!
A moment of indulgence, followed by sorrow
Was it all worth it, will it still be there for me tomorrow?
Instance fix through its chocolatey kiss
But long term an enemy- one I won’t miss!
I don’t need you chocolate- to make me feel whole
Instead I am going to focus on achieving my goal!

My goal of a lifetime- to love myself,
to feel worthwhile, and improve my health.
To wake up, breathe deeply and enjoy being me,
To look in the mirror and love who I see.
Not the girl of the past that wished away each week,
A worthwhile sexy women who found the life that she seeked.

Looking forward to seeing some others!
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Yummy Mummy! xx
S: 248lb C: 248lb BMI: 40 Loss: 0lb(0%)
Thats fab!!!!
Im rubbish at poems Um.............

I Like to eat
Now I cant see my feet!!!!!!

Hows that????
There was an old git named Louise
Who by chocolate was surely teased
Whereever she went it would surely shout
Come ere you ugly old trout.
For it every day she did long
And the pounds did surely pile on
Til her belly stuck out
and her feet did have gout
And her toes did fair disappear.
This tale it needed an end
For her knees did bow and did bend
And under the strain
Grew emotional pain
Of a skinny gal bound up in chain.
To Slimming World off she did go
Over books she did avidly pour.
And off fell the weight
It loosened her gait.
So running she started once more.
So ladies remember that whale-
Don't forget this cautionary tale
Of a fat lazy trout
Who sat like a lout
Til her arse it covered the floor.
So may you this tale surely please
Of newly found skinny(!!!!) Louise
whose legs do not bend
For she kicked the trend
Her life to onwardly mend.
S: 17st7.5lb C: 15st3lb G: 12st0lb BMI: 31.5 Loss: 2st4.5lb(13.24%)
Ohh I like it they are good!!

Keep them coming everyone!


Full Member
S: 19st1lb C: 18st8lb G: 9st13.5lb BMI: 46.1 Loss: 0st7lb(2.62%)
my name is Maria
and this is the year
when i stop getting bigger and bigger

that unfortunately is it but I think it says all it needs to :D


synful soul
S: 107kg C: 85kg G: 79kg BMI: 33.2 Loss: 22kg(20.56%)
Bake beans are good for your heart,
The more you eat,
the more you fart,
the more you fart,
the better you feel,
so eat baked beans for every meal.

by me noooooooooooo way Jose.

I am rubbish as well but will give it my best shot..........

There once was a girl named Sue,
she ate everything in view,
when her girth got fatter
she was as mad as a hatter
and didn't know what to do.

She discovered a diet,
she just had to try it,
her girth got smaller,
so what did we call her,
The Slimming World syn-er Sue.

There you go, I told you, rubbish.......