Write a poem or ditty about yourself!

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  1. Freshstartnewme!

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    I wrote a little poem earlier about me and my goals so thought I would share it with you all and also see if anyone else could come up with a little poem, story or ditty :D

    Look in the cupboard and what can I see?
    A chocolate cake staring back at me!
    Velvety brown sponge and liquid silk fudge
    Eating this is not going to help my pudge!
    Calling my name, I can hear its song
    Claire come and eat me, your tummies where I belong!
    Promises of happiness through each tasty bite
    Try to resist it with all of my might!

    Guilty pleasures – no-one would know
    Only me as I see my waist line grow!
    A moment of indulgence, followed by sorrow
    Was it all worth it, will it still be there for me tomorrow?
    Instance fix through its chocolatey kiss
    But long term an enemy- one I won’t miss!
    I don’t need you chocolate- to make me feel whole
    Instead I am going to focus on achieving my goal!

    My goal of a lifetime- to love myself,
    to feel worthwhile, and improve my health.
    To wake up, breathe deeply and enjoy being me,
    To look in the mirror and love who I see.
    Not the girl of the past that wished away each week,
    A worthwhile sexy women who found the life that she seeked.

    Looking forward to seeing some others!
     
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    missgalaxy Yummy Mummy! xx

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    Thats fab!!!!
    Im rubbish at poems Um.............

    I Like to eat
    Now I cant see my feet!!!!!!

    Hows that????
     
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    There was an old git named Louise
    Who by chocolate was surely teased
    Whereever she went it would surely shout
    Come ere you ugly old trout.
    For it every day she did long
    And the pounds did surely pile on
    Til her belly stuck out
    and her feet did have gout
    And her toes did fair disappear.
    This tale it needed an end
    For her knees did bow and did bend
    And under the strain
    Grew emotional pain
    Of a skinny gal bound up in chain.
    To Slimming World off she did go
    Over books she did avidly pour.
    And off fell the weight
    It loosened her gait.
    So running she started once more.
    So ladies remember that whale-
    Don't forget this cautionary tale
    Of a fat lazy trout
    Who sat like a lout
    Til her arse it covered the floor.
    So may you this tale surely please
    Of newly found skinny(!!!!) Louise
    whose legs do not bend
    For she kicked the trend
    Her life to onwardly mend.
     
  5. Freshstartnewme!

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    Ohh I like it they are good!!

    Keep them coming everyone!
     
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    louisedan Gold Member

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    noone else playing?
     
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    my name is Maria
    and this is the year
    when i stop getting bigger and bigger

    that unfortunately is it but I think it says all it needs to :D
     
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    fillymum synful soul

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    Bake beans are good for your heart,
    The more you eat,
    the more you fart,
    the more you fart,
    the better you feel,
    so eat baked beans for every meal.

    by me noooooooooooo way Jose.

    I am rubbish as well but will give it my best shot..........

    There once was a girl named Sue,
    she ate everything in view,
    when her girth got fatter
    she was as mad as a hatter
    and didn't know what to do.

    She discovered a diet,
    she just had to try it,
    her girth got smaller,
    so what did we call her,
    The Slimming World syn-er Sue.


    There you go, I told you, rubbish.......
     
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