Writing Game

Or so it seemed....
 
Who is that coming towards us through the trees?
 
It's Beatrix Potter and her large, hairy rabbit!!!
 
"Why on earth has Ms Potter got a large hairy rabbit following her around" said the woman as she fell out of her boat with a splash!
 
"Don't be so nosy," her husband said, pulling her back into the boat all dripping wet.
 
"Don't call her that" said the man "and if you grab her you'll have me to answer to".
 
which stuck out from his arms like sparrows knee-caps
 
She couldn't help but snicker.
 
that she was the only nude woman in a group of hundreds of nude men!
 
He looked so silly, standing ther posturing and trying to look like a tough guy, while doing a marvellous impression of a weed!
 
People around began to laugh which made him realise he was not the God he thought he was.
 
but 12 inches of waxed moustache is never easy to get rid of
 
You can't cut it, wax it, erase it, shave it, or anything without ruining the lip as well.
 
"But unless I get rid of it I can't apply my lip gloss" he said.
 
I do so love dressing as a woman.
 
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