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And honey, I'm no metrosexual.
 
I can keep going 'til they pop!!!!
 
And we've got all night and all day to wait.
 
He will be green and slimy, just like his sire!
 
"I REALLY worry about some of your dates" I said, looking at the odd shaped sinister looking bump.
 
"That bump looks like it is about to just burst into slimey goo all over the place!"
 
"Aww... I think you really love me!"
 
She burst into tears on the spot.
 
She threw herself at his feet, "Whyyyyy!!!"
 
"Mais.... mais..... j'adore Paris aussi et tu ne parles pas de francais!! Don't leave me!!!"
 
Help!!!! Argh!!!!!!!! Ooo-er!!!!!!!! I'm giving birth to - Ahhhh!!! the head's out !!!!!! Argh!!!!!! and the other one - OH MY GOD, WHAT IS IT?
 
The doctor stood and watched as she panicked. "Im afraid to tell you until you have calmed down Mrs Jones" he said.
 
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