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9 Words Women use.

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  1. Pierce

    Pierce Administrator Staff Member

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    1.) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right
    and you need to shut up.

    2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
    Five
    minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes
    to watch the game before helping around the house.

    3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and
    you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end
    in
    fine.

    4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

    5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often
    misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and
    wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you
    about
    nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

    6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can
    make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before
    deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

    7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say
    you're welcome.

    8.) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!

    9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning
    this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is
    now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's
    wrong?" For the woman's response refer to #3.
     
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    Very good Pierce.... how very true!!! Us women are bloody nutters ha ha ha :bliss: :bliss: :bliss:
     
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    Thanks Pierce, that's just fine - **loud sigh**

    :D :p
     
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    Whatever Pierce:D

    Don't worry about it:D



    *And 2 more that I use*

    Really - This means "I don't believe a word you're saying".

    Honestly - Said forcefully - This means "I want to have the last word in this conversation so shut the f**k up!"
     
  6. DQ

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    :rotflmao: Doesn't sound like me at all - honestly!! :p
     
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    So Pierce what words do men use?

    Irene xx
     
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    You mean they can speak instead of grunting?!! :eek:
     
  9. Pierce

    Pierce Administrator Staff Member

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    um,

    were scratch and sniff type.

    What we say is what you get no subliminal messages :)
     
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