a funny poem on dieting

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  1. monique's memoirs

    monique's memoirs Full Member

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    ON BEING FAT AND DIETING

    The last few days a shock have been
    For I saw two long time friends
    Who in days that lately past
    Must have eaten a great repast.
    One was always so petite and small
    And too she was not very tall
    But now I find in shocked dismay
    To enter a door she goes sideways.
    The other was always fairly large
    At times she's more like a barge
    I could not hardly comprehend
    What had happened to my friends?
    Being big has always been
    My size for I was never thin
    But for these two gals I know
    It really does begin to show
    So I in humble truth confess
    I guess we three are just a mess
    So dieting we all must do
    And take the fat from off our shoe
    Being fat is not a crime
    Especially when you like to dine
    But fats not 'in' like days gone by
    So to my fat - I'll say goodbye.

    HURRAH

    I'm proud of me, I will expound
    I've worked and dieted to the ground
    And guess what I have suddenly found
    Hurrah! I've finally lost 18 pounds

    (found via google)
     
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    summergurl ‚ô•3 Years Maintaining‚ô•

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    hha cool :)
     
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    mrs bee doesn't like the rain!

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    lol, thats great!
     
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