• Upgrades have been completed! Including conversations, 😁😎🏀⚾⚽ Emojis and more.. Read more



a funny poem on dieting

#1
ON BEING FAT AND DIETING

The last few days a shock have been
For I saw two long time friends
Who in days that lately past
Must have eaten a great repast.
One was always so petite and small
And too she was not very tall
But now I find in shocked dismay
To enter a door she goes sideways.
The other was always fairly large
At times she's more like a barge
I could not hardly comprehend
What had happened to my friends?
Being big has always been
My size for I was never thin
But for these two gals I know
It really does begin to show
So I in humble truth confess
I guess we three are just a mess
So dieting we all must do
And take the fat from off our shoe
Being fat is not a crime
Especially when you like to dine
But fats not 'in' like days gone by
So to my fat - I'll say goodbye.

HURRAH

I'm proud of me, I will expound
I've worked and dieted to the ground
And guess what I have suddenly found
Hurrah! I've finally lost 18 pounds

(found via google)
 
Get Rid of this ad and join in on the conversation for free today! Tap here!

summergurl

♥3 Years Maintaining♥
#2
hha cool :)
 

mrs bee

doesn't like the rain!
#3
lol, thats great!
 


Similar threads