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a song for us dieters lol

kazbro

jelly belly
S: 20st5lb C: 18st0lb G: 10st0lb BMI: 49.2 Loss: 2st5lb(11.58%)
#1
thought i would make a song to past the time away
you have to sing this in the style of gloria gaynor "i will survive"
:rotflmao:


first i was affraid i was petrified
getting on them scales well it just made me cry :cry:
and when the tape measure went round
well i almost drop down to the ground
i could if died but know i held my head up high

and now i`m here right in your place
talking bout the shakes and soups and how long it will take
i know the fat will soon be off
as long as i dont eat and scoff
i can do this if i try
but i got to keep an eye

so go on now try, just take a taste
just close your eyes now
just think of mcdonalds shakes
your cd wont hurt you at all
it will make you say goodbye
to all the pounds of flesh that you have hanging from your thigh

Oh no, not I
I will survive
as long as i know how to drink
I know I will stay alive
we`ve all got minimins
so need to feel the need to binge
and I'll survive
I will survive

It took all the strength I had
not to fall apart
kept trying not to eat a morsell
god i need fart

and I spent oh so many nights
just feeling sorry for myself
I used to cry
i wanted burger and some fries
and you see me
somebody new
I'm not that very chubby person
still in 22`s
and when i drop into get weighed
and see the pounds come dropping off
i know the cd is working
and the doughnuts can sod off


Oh no, not I
I will survive
as long as i know how to drink
I know I will stay alive
we`ve all got minimins
so need to feel the need to binge
and I'll survive
I will survive

:rotflmao:
 
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Mamma_caz

Have a serene day!!
#3
That is fantastic Kaz - I will be humming that for the rest of the day. MD has a great voice, get her to sing it to you next time you see her!

Well done on the weight loss 1st brilliant!!
 
#4
LOL that's brilliant Kaz, we'll have to adopt it as the Minimins theme tune. :D
 
#5
That is fantastic Kaz - I will be humming that for the rest of the day. MD has a great voice, get her to sing it to you next time you see her!

Well done on the weight loss 1st brilliant!!
Aww shucks Caz - you're too kind :eek: Unfortunately the very talented and lovely Kazbro isn't one of "mine" :cry: But she's not that far away, so if I stick my head out of the window and sing loud enough, with the wind in the right direction she may just hear it :p
 

kazbro

jelly belly
S: 20st5lb C: 18st0lb G: 10st0lb BMI: 49.2 Loss: 2st5lb(11.58%)
#6
md
i can hear you now
sing away you have a fab voice
lol
 

Mini

Administrator
Staff member
S: 18st2lb C: 15st8.5lb G: 11st2lb Loss: 2st7.5lb(13.98%)
#7
Hi Kazbro,

That is fantastic!!!!


I am here singing along with it:D :bliss:


Very creative:clap: :clap: :clap:


Thank you so much, it has made my day:thankyou:


Love Mini xxx
 

kazbro

jelly belly
S: 20st5lb C: 18st0lb G: 10st0lb BMI: 49.2 Loss: 2st5lb(11.58%)
#14
glad it made you all smile
made me chuckle just writing it

i`m a nutter really, but you`ll get used to me :D
 

EmMUK

Trying Hard!
S: 25st0lb C: 22st0lb G: 11st0lb BMI: 49.7 Loss: 3st0lb(12%)
#15
I love it, grinning from ear to ear now, thanks for that
 

voodoo

LOVING MY WATER
S: 20st5lb C: 20st5lb G: 10st10lb Loss: 0st0lb(0%)
#16
I almost p*ssed myself at the 'farting' bit, it was particularly true for me! So funny AND clever, BRILL!!! Have you done any more like this?
xxxxxxsharon
 

LEJ

Full Member
#17
:rotflmao: fantastic, i sang it all the way through, but my family have moved out of the house and into the garden, must be my singing :D
 

kazbro

jelly belly
S: 20st5lb C: 18st0lb G: 10st0lb BMI: 49.2 Loss: 2st5lb(11.58%)
#18
hehe voodoo
had loads of versions of that song in my head
i could go on and on
and i know what ya mean about the bottom burps
 

Rallya

Full Member
#20
Hilarious, I loved it :D
 


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