a song for us dieters lol

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  1. kazbro

    kazbro jelly belly

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    thought i would make a song to past the time away
    you have to sing this in the style of gloria gaynor "i will survive"
    :rotflmao:


    first i was affraid i was petrified
    getting on them scales well it just made me cry :cry:
    and when the tape measure went round
    well i almost drop down to the ground
    i could if died but know i held my head up high

    and now i`m here right in your place
    talking bout the shakes and soups and how long it will take
    i know the fat will soon be off
    as long as i dont eat and scoff
    i can do this if i try
    but i got to keep an eye

    so go on now try, just take a taste
    just close your eyes now
    just think of mcdonalds shakes
    your cd wont hurt you at all
    it will make you say goodbye
    to all the pounds of flesh that you have hanging from your thigh

    Oh no, not I
    I will survive
    as long as i know how to drink
    I know I will stay alive
    we`ve all got minimins
    so need to feel the need to binge
    and I'll survive
    I will survive

    It took all the strength I had
    not to fall apart
    kept trying not to eat a morsell
    god i need fart[​IMG]
    and I spent oh so many nights
    just feeling sorry for myself
    I used to cry
    i wanted burger and some fries
    and you see me
    somebody new
    I'm not that very chubby person
    still in 22`s
    and when i drop into get weighed
    and see the pounds come dropping off
    i know the cd is working
    and the doughnuts can sod off


    Oh no, not I
    I will survive
    as long as i know how to drink
    I know I will stay alive
    we`ve all got minimins
    so need to feel the need to binge
    and I'll survive
    I will survive

    :rotflmao:
     
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  3. KD

    KD Gone fishing

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    That's fantastic [​IMG]
     
  4. Mamma_caz

    Mamma_caz Have a serene day!!

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    That is fantastic Kaz - I will be humming that for the rest of the day. MD has a great voice, get her to sing it to you next time you see her!

    Well done on the weight loss 1st brilliant!!
     
  5. MadamDotty

    MadamDotty Back again!

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    LOL that's brilliant Kaz, we'll have to adopt it as the Minimins theme tune. :D
     
  6. MadamDotty

    MadamDotty Back again!

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    Aww shucks Caz - you're too kind :eek: Unfortunately the very talented and lovely Kazbro isn't one of "mine" :cry: But she's not that far away, so if I stick my head out of the window and sing loud enough, with the wind in the right direction she may just hear it :p
     
  7. kazbro

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    i can hear you now
    sing away you have a fab voice
    lol
     
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    Mini Administrator Staff Member

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    Hi Kazbro,

    That is fantastic!!!!


    I am here singing along with it:D :bliss:


    Very creative:clap: :clap: :clap:


    Thank you so much, it has made my day:thankyou:


    Love Mini xxx
     
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    supergran Going to do this......

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    That was so good:)
     
  10. stacey

    stacey i love minimins me :)

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    :rotflmao:

    i love it


    xxxx
     
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    this is fantastic. I love this!!!

    D
     
  12. Fuzzys Angel

    Fuzzys Angel The Lovely James Hetfield

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    LOVE IT....XXXX :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:
     
  13. wannabeminime

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    :wow: :wow: :rotflmao: :thankyou: :giggle:

    Excellent!!!
     
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    LIKE IT
    YOU SHOULD GET A JOB WITH SIMON COWELL:silly: :silly: :silly:
     
  15. kazbro

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    glad it made you all smile
    made me chuckle just writing it

    i`m a nutter really, but you`ll get used to me :D
     
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    I love it, grinning from ear to ear now, thanks for that
     
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    voodoo LOVING MY WATER

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    I almost p*ssed myself at the 'farting' bit, it was particularly true for me! So funny AND clever, BRILL!!! Have you done any more like this?
    xxxxxxsharon
     
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    :rotflmao: fantastic, i sang it all the way through, but my family have moved out of the house and into the garden, must be my singing :D
     
  20. kazbro

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    hehe voodoo
    had loads of versions of that song in my head
    i could go on and on
    and i know what ya mean about the bottom burps [​IMG]
     
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    Amazing!!!!!
    I'm only on day four and that spurred me on to keep going - every word is sooooo true. Thank you for making my day. :D
     
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    Hilarious, I loved it :D
     
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